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Re: Old wives' tales.
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Radar was the new technology, but to fool jerry, it was said that British pilots, fed on a diet heavy in carotin, for some unknown reason it didnt work on germans. Retlaw. |
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Re: Old wives' tales.
Masturbation makes you kind.
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02-08-2011, 21:53
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Re: Old wives' tales.
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Should read blind. 
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02-08-2011, 21:58
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Re: Old wives' tales.
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 lets be honest what do the yanks know? they aint got no history.
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02-08-2011, 22:00
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Re: Old wives' tales.
You should rub butter on a bump on the head.
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.' Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher. |
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02-08-2011, 22:06
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Re: Old wives' tales.
Eat too much sugar and you'll get worms.
To get rid of a tapeworm you need a lit candle/or a bright torch. When the worm pokes out, attracted by the light, hook it out, but without breaking it. Otherwise another will grow from what's left.
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02-08-2011, 22:07
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Re: Old wives' tales.
Biting on a spoon, whilst chopping onions, will prevent you crying.
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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03-08-2011, 14:37
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Re: Old wives' tales.
Least said , soonest mended
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03-08-2011, 16:58
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Let sleeping dogs ly.
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Re: Old wives' tales.
Tell the truth and shame the devil
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03-08-2011, 18:00
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Re: Old wives' tales.
apologies to the PC crowd , one of my Grandads. Pound £ notes were/are green because the Jews picked them before they are ripe
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