When did you 1st notice you were gettin on!!!

[gdm27]

When you have a special stick for stirring paint.

[Michael1954]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

When you have to explain a "B" side

What's a B side?

[mobertol]

:When you realize the attractive young men are the same age as your son.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

What's a B side?

Booger off you, I'm not having that !!!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by mobertol

:When you realize the attractive young men are the same age as your son.

When your eyesight is not good and your ogling a lovely young lady from a far and it happens to be your own Daughter

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by jaysay

When your eyesight is not good and your ogling a lovely young lady from a far and it happens to be your own Daughter

Whoops! Have recently got new lenses -should be safe for now

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by mobertol

Whoops! Have recently got new lenses -should be safe for now

Na it was a long time ago and I don't bother looking now, the mind isn't even willing these days, never mind the body

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by susie123

When I was in hospital recently someone said oh, here's the doctor and I burst out with You're kidding!! He looked about 15. Nice, and efficient though, and I did apologise later...

I can remember doing the inductions for the new junior Doctors and remarking to a colleague that they were young enough to be wiping (breast) milk from around their mouths.
You can do more with them though, if you catch 'em young

[davemac]

What about those noises you make when you bend down, or get out of the chair

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by davemac

What about those noises you make when you bend down, or get out of the chair

Your not moving with the times Dave, my chair stands me up nowno creaking necessary

[kestrelx]

Originally Posted by jaysay

You think you had problems, I've been on a drug called Ipratropium Bromide for 30 years Eric

I never heard of that one mate - does it give you a good buzz!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by kestrelx

I never heard of that one mate - does it give you a good buzz!

No it actually stop the buzzing that being unable to breath gives you

[davemac]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Your not moving with the times Dave, my chair stands me up nowno creaking necessary

What about power cuts, you must make noises then

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by davemac

What about power cuts, you must make noises then

Ya but they arn't that kind of noise Dave @#&*%~?/ are more the order in that case

[gdm27]

You know your gettin on when driving into Blackpool no one says "1st one to see Blackpool Tower gets a toffee apple".