Ashley Cole

gynn · 28-02-2011, 06:56

Ashley Cole went for a morning's training last week. So what did he take? His training kit? Yes, Trainers and football boots? Of course! Towel, maybe in case he had a shower afterwards? Definitely.

Oh, and he also took a high powered air rifle.....er and he used it to shoot one of the kids there. Okay.

That must be worth at least a 2 year sentence, surely?

jaysay · 28-02-2011, 10:46

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Originally Posted by gynn

Ashley Cole went for a morning's training last week. So what did he take? His training kit? Yes, Trainers and football boots? Of course! Towel, maybe in case he had a shower afterwards? Definitely.

Oh, and he also took a high powered air rifle.....er and he used it to shoot one of the kids there. Okay.

That must be worth at least a 2 year sentence, surely?

Legitimate training equipment gynn, Chelski play the plastics on Tuesday

Barrie Yates · 28-02-2011, 18:15

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Legitimate training equipment gynn, Chelski play the plastics on Tuesday

He issued a statement saying he didn't know it was loaded and it was an accident

It was hammered into me (with a Bren gun magazine), that you only ever pointed a weapon at anyone if you intended to kill them.
Even an air rifle is on offensive weapon and can kill. Would think that there should be criminal charges.

flashy · 28-02-2011, 18:23

erm...why did he take a rifle to work in the first place? i always thought we played footy with our feet

flashy · 28-02-2011, 18:35

but then again....once a Gunner, always a Gunner

jaysay · 28-02-2011, 18:40

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

He issued a statement saying he didn't know it was loaded and it was an accident

It was hammered into me (with a Bren gun magazine), that you only ever pointed a weapon at anyone if you intended to kill them.
Even an air rifle is on offensive weapon and can kill. Would think that there should be criminal charges.

Funny that Barrie, I was always always told that you only elbowed somebody in the head if you intended to do them harm, funny old world ain't it

jaysay · 28-02-2011, 18:42

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erm...why did he take a rifle to work in the first place? i always thought we played footy with our feet

Seems some scousers has difficulties in that direction too

cashman · 28-02-2011, 21:13

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erm...why did he take a rifle to work in the first place? i always thought we played footy with our feet

happen he was gonna go moonlighting after footy? Mercenaries seem to be in demand?

walkinman221 · 28-02-2011, 21:25

Ashley cole what a closet!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mancie · 01-03-2011, 00:43

I reckon the crowd will be shouting.. SHOOT!.. everytime Cole gets possesion of the ball..

cashman · 01-03-2011, 08:54

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I reckon the crowd will be shouting.. SHOOT!.. everytime Cole gets possesion of the ball..

nice one mancie.

Barrie Yates · 01-03-2011, 14:11

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Funny that Barrie, I was always always told that you only elbowed somebody in the head if you intended to do them harm, funny old world ain't it

Yes, Mick Dennis had a right go in the Express - said he had elbowed him at the back of the head - all the pictures etc I have seen showed him holding the side of the head - perhaps that is why Dennis referees schoolboy games.
Not condoning in any way, but surely if it was deliberate the chap would have gone down? My view was that he deliberately tried to block off Rooney, Rooney moved to his left and raised his arm but as they got further apart ,the forearm hit the chaps ear and not his arm/shoulder. Good refereeing, as good as that for the New Zealander who was distracted from the game because of the earthquake.

jaysay · 01-03-2011, 18:57

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Yes, Mick Dennis had a right go in the Express - said he had elbowed him at the back of the head - all the pictures etc I have seen showed him holding the side of the head - perhaps that is why Dennis referees schoolboy games.
Not condoning in any way, but surely if it was deliberate the chap would have gone down? My view was that he deliberately tried to block off Rooney, Rooney moved to his left and raised his arm but as they got further apart ,the forearm hit the chaps ear and not his arm/shoulder. Good refereeing, as good as that for the New Zealander who was distracted from the game because of the earthquake.

Rooney used his elbow end of story, no ifs no buts he raised his arm in an off ball incident and any decent ref would have shown him an immediate Red Card, except the ref was United Pet Ref Clutterbucket, seem to remember it was the same ref who didn't see a ball hit the back of the net a couple of seasons ago in that game against Spurs, bet the Red Nosed one makes sure he gets a nice Chrissy Pressy every year, got to keep um sweet