07-02-2005, 17:21
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Bug hits Scum
Manchester United have, once again, been hit by the mysterious illness known as Internationalitis, ruling out their entire squad for any international game during the space of the next week.
The disease, that has baffled many a doctor, international manager and United player, can only be detected by Dr Alex Ferguson around International friendly week and includes symptoms so bad that the player is crippled from Monday to Thursday, before making a miraculous recovery for training on Friday and an unaffected 90 mins on Saturday.
Dr Alex announced the list of players that have been hit by the bug this week, that, coincidently, included the expected eleven players, plus five subs, that are expected to play Man City next week.
Bookmakers have surprisingly not offered any odds on all of them being fit.
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