08-07-2007, 14:33
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Re: Burnley FC
Here's a selection for you:
A new Claret and Blue OXO cube is about to be introduced - It's called a laughing stock
How many Burnley Fans does it take to change a light bulb? - both of them
Fundamental flaws have been discovered in the design of Burnley's new Longside and Bee Hole Stands - The seats are facing the pitch
British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Burnley FC - BR think they're a suitable team because of regular points failures.
Tampax have been announced as Burnley's new sponsors - The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
Burnley Manager Steve Cotterill was getting worried that all his players were crap, so he phoned Mick McCarthy to ask for advice. Mick explained that he got all the players to dribble round cones which improved their ball control. Two weeks later Steve Cotterill phoned him again. 'Didn't my suggestion work?' asked Mick. Cotterill replied, 'The bloody cones beat us 3-0'
What's got an IQ of 200 - The Burnley Squad
What's got 22 legs and can't climb a ladder? - The Burnley Football Team
Steve Cotterill was pulled up by police for doing 98 miles an hour on the M65. When they asked him why he was speeding he replied that it was the only way he could think of to collect three points.
Pet food firm Spillers will not be allowed to sponsor Burnley next season - A spokesman from the FA explained they would be breaking the trades descriptions act to allow Burnley to wear 'Winnalot' on their shirts.
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