Dingle Weekly

Bazf · 16-05-2005, 19:37

We have just found out that the American tycoon Malcolm Glazer has his sights set on another acquisition in the UK namely BFC, yes the one and only quagmire and farm animals favorite ground has been put at number one on the list. Earlier today we got a call from an insider at the Turf who over-heard a conversation between the Midget American and Barry Kilby he said he was stunned by what he heard,"I was stunned by what I heard" he said, they said that it would cost only half of what it cost at Old Trafford and it could be completed by the start of next season!. He went on to say " I started to dream about the likes of Darren Huckerby and David James even Emily Heskey being brought to the Turf and making us a new force in the football world" it was at this point we stopped buying him drinks and quickly left yates wine lodge.
We decided to investigate ourselves and sent an undercover reporter (Darren) dressed as a dingle supporter to find out the truth.
Darren reported that no one at the Turf was talking but that there was an element of truth in the story as a member of the office staff at the turf said that the conversation was about double glazing for the hospitality suite and followed up with a "now f#5k off and stop asking stupid questions".
We leave it up to you to make up your minds, when was the last time anyone from Turf Moor was hospitable?