Football Jokes thread

[Bazf]

The seasons about to start so as this is the football thread why don't we put our best football rleated jokes on here.

Preston and Burnley were appearing in the Cup Final (its a joke go with it) together. 3 school pals decided to go down to the match together, staying overnight. One was a Preston supporter, one a Burnley supporter, and the other a Premier League referee.

They decided to stay at a country inn outside the big smoke, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
"That’s OK", said the Preston supporter, "I’ll sleep in the barn." So off he went.

A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the Preston supporter who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.

"That’s OK," said the ref., "I’ll sleep there."
So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the referee there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.

"That’s OK," said the Burnley supporter, "I’ll sleep there." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door.

The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there...