Heres a letter from Malcolm........
My dear Soccerettes
I AM aware that there has been some concern raised following my takeover. Some have questioned my love of soccer and my lack of knowledge of the history of Manchester soccer club. This is unfair.
I know all about the players who made the side great — from the Buzzy Babes, through star quarterbacks like Roy Kane, wide receivers like David Beckham and Rian Gigs, the stoppers like Peter Smikel and the running-backs like the great duo of Steve and Bruce.
I know of the older players, too, like Derick Cantona and George Pest, so as you can see I am a real fan like you guys! There will obviously be changes to take us forward to next season’s Soccerbowl.
THUMBS UP ... Glazer
I have decided to give our most loyal fans a reward and home games will take place in the Epsom Arena, near to our main fanbase.
I have leased Old Trafford to the real Manchester side, who will use it for reserve games. The 80 seats for home games will be competitively priced at $5,000.
I have replaced the manager with a younger model. He may not be well known here but he has taken the Tampabay Bucs to a Superbowl. His name is Jon Gruden.
Coach Gruden has cut those strange brothers, the forgetful defender, that ginger bloke, the Welsh one and the Dutch one Rudd Van Horse. We will be recruiting the best talent that the American soccer league has to offer in their places.
I hope this eases your concerns and, like me, you look forward to a very profitable future.
Malcolm