Liverpool End of Season Lunch - Page 2

Bagpuss · 18-04-2009, 10:37

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Originally Posted by Mancie

whats up Bagpuss

I suddenly feel like a drink,
Anyone else want to go 4-1

jaysay · 18-04-2009, 10:47

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Originally Posted by Bagpuss

I suddenly feel like a drink,
Anyone else want to go 4-1

1-4 Bagpus I had enough last night

Bagpuss · 21-04-2009, 22:27

No comment so don't bother.

jaysay · 22-04-2009, 09:47

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Originally Posted by Bagpuss

No comment so don't bother.

Bagpuss you've got hiccups

Bagpuss · 22-04-2009, 14:29

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Bagpuss you've got hiccups

Just like my team don't you agree mancie, JB, mthead, yerself ect.

yerself · 22-04-2009, 15:25

Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first ****ing place!"

jaysay · 22-04-2009, 16:30

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Originally Posted by yerself

Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first ****ing place!"

That made me smile yerself

Bagpuss · 22-04-2009, 18:02

It's time you got some new material yerself, you're just editing old jokes.

yerself · 22-04-2009, 18:37

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Originally Posted by Bagpuss

It's time you got some new material yerself, you're just editing old jokes.

Good fun though.

jaysay · 23-04-2009, 09:51

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Originally Posted by yerself

Good fun though.

You have to be very careful when your team as been at the top for so long, because things have an habit and coming back and biting you on the bum, ask Bagpuss, the Pool were at the top when United were floundering about for 26 years

Mancie · 05-05-2009, 07:17

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Originally Posted by jaysay

You have to be very careful when your team as been at the top for so long, because things have an habit and coming back and biting you on the bum, ask Bagpuss, the Pool were at the top when United were floundering about for 26 years

A liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees a video ..Liverpool - The Glory Years... he goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!

jaysay · 05-05-2009, 09:43

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Originally Posted by Mancie

A liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees a video ..Liverpool - The Glory Years... he goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!

Na any good scouser wouldn't pay £90 they'd just nick it

Mancie · 07-05-2009, 22:48

I know scousers have never been the the sharpest tools in the box... but this is ridiculous!

YouTube - Liverpool open top bus May 2007

Bagpuss · 07-05-2009, 22:54

That was a bit of quick editing mancie.