Major Disaster Averted

[jaysay]

Its been revealed this morning that a major disaster was averted early on Sunday evening in the South East of England, where emergency services were put on red alert. The drama started just after 6-30pm BST when Everton slotted in the winning penalty in the FA Cup semi final against Man United, causing by millions of United supporters, living in or around the capital, to spontaneously bursting into tears, making the level of all the major rivers to raise dangerously, the Thames barrier was lowered. A spokesperson or the emergency service said the response from all those involved was tremendous as the went about there task with a smile whistling the theme tune to Z Cars. It thought that prior to question time on Wednesday, Prime Minister Gordon Brown will make a statement showering praise on the emergency services.

Late last night a joint statement issued by all major supermarkets, including ASDA, Tesco, and Morrisons say the there were no boxes of Man Sized tissues available in any stores in the South East owing to unprecedented demand, it was hopped that more stocks would be available later in the week.

A statement issued from Scotland Yard at 10pm BST said that the police were called to the National Stadium Wembley, where an elderly Scotsman was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage, apprantly a dressing room door was kicked of its hinges, the gentleman was not named