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Old 17-12-2004, 18:13   #1
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Man Utd Maths

Maths made easy with Manchester United
From The Official MUFC Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths for 7-11 year olds. This has been introduced as part of the Government's maths campaign.

1. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21mph and Gary can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.

2. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time will be added on by the referee if Man Utd are losing at home?

3. Ryan is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of
internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.

4. Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest?
(For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)

4a. How many more times have Manchester United won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?

5. Phil Neville has 30 international caps. If you take away the number of appearances when he was the only adult male in England who could just about kick the ball with his left foot, how many are left?

6. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)

6a. Probability. Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Manchester United being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Manchester United would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead?
(Note: Round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds).

8. Alex had a hotel room booked in Glasgow for the Champions League Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?

9. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponents penalty area? (Note: Answers must be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as, 'However much pressure is applied by Ferguson to referees' are accepted.)

10. Alex has won it 1 time, Bob has won it 4. Alex has one, Bob does not. What am talking about? Explain your answer (because nobody else can).

11. Juan is a very lazy boy and often goes missing. Alex is very cross and wants to sells him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?

12. What is the total number of chickens counted before they were hatched by Manchester United and their supporters who thought Real Madrid were a pushover.
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Old 17-12-2004, 18:21   #2
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It's a cracker, Baz.

The only thing that puzzles me is what is it that the late, great Bob Paisley has four of, yet Alex only has one of?
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Old 17-12-2004, 18:40   #3
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Originally Posted by Sparkologist
It's a cracker, Baz.

The only thing that puzzles me is what is it that the late, great Bob Paisley has four of, yet Alex only has one of?
Ok it should be three but it's still more than Alex !!!

Bazf I love this one it's excellent and so true.
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Old 17-12-2004, 18:45   #4
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Re: Man Utd Maths

Sorry your right its definatly 3
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Old 17-12-2004, 22:43   #5
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Sparky its European cups, should be 3, and Alex has 1 and Bob 0 is Knighthood.
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Old 17-12-2004, 23:22   #6
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Re: Man Utd Maths

quality bazf
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Old 18-12-2004, 18:11   #7
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Re: Man Utd Maths

Seems right, just seen Utd get a penalty against Palace and he never touched the player...........
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Old 21-12-2004, 16:28   #8
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Re: Man Utd Maths

hehehe its funny because its true
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