04-04-2005, 20:17
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Re: New Wembley Update
After much undercover work we have found out that the new, hi-tech, £750m, 90,000-seat Wembley Stadium design was actually based on the design of a £7.50 picnic basket. That's right, as these shocking new pictures show, the only inspiration needed for the stadium was a quick visit to a local strawberry picking farm.
£750m from the FA £7.50 from habitat
A speaking person from London said "It's supposed to be a secret, but we wanted to symbolise what every one in this country loves coming to London for - shopping. Just feel lucky that we didn't do the same for Burnley as it would look like a huge arse-h..."
The new stadium will bring together the nations of England's fiercest sporting rivals, as it will be built by an Australian company and funded by a German company. France and Argentina haven't been involved in the development as yet, but no doubt they'll be first in the queue to offer help in bringing back the most memorable aspect of the old Wembley - the smell of urine.
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Last edited by Bazf; 04-04-2005 at 20:57.
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