Why did the Football chicken cross the road?

[Bazf]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Arsene Wenger
"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."

David O'Leary
"To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season."

Alex Ferguson
"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early according to my watch and if thats the case we will be apealling to the FA and if nesecessry we will pull out of the cup."

Graham Souness
"I want good, solid team of chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"

Jose Mourinho
"When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the boys. It doesn't matter to me whether he's an Italian, French or English chicken as long as he's willing to die on the pitch."

Peter Reid
"Just cross the f***ing road, you chicken f***!"

Glenn Hoddle
"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."

Brian Clough
"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."

Ron Atkinson
"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed and colour doesnt matter some of my best friends are all black"

Sven Goran Erickson
"I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."

Gordon Strachan
"I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck."

Brayn Robson
"Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."

Kevin Keegan
"OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way to the other side of the road.and hey why not?"

Joe Royle
"I can't understand why they're letting female chickens cross roads these days. They should be at home laying eggs."

Bobby Robson
"Goose, what turkey, is there a duck somewhere, where am I?"

[mthead]

LOL Bazf Are you the author or have you read them somewhere??????

[Bazf]

I am involed in football so I get a lot of emails from friends from all over the world and being a good English person I like to take the pee out of a lot of them and they get there own back on me, I could put on a lot of Liverpool jokes I have recived on here but I dont think they are very funny if I get a new Email or I think of a new twist I like to share them with you all, this one started with Arse and Alex and built up over a few weeks with imput from a few people. If they offend anyone except Liverpool supporters well........

[accyplus]

Mark Hughes woukd say,I want you to kick every chicken off the road.