Worst Prem 11

Bazf · 19-05-2005, 15:11

It’s that time of the year where every football fan has to accept the inevitable, no more footy for a couple of months, dig out dusty cricket bats or golf clubs watch the short skirted ladies at Wimbledon and discuss the flops of the year.
My 11 as of today before the Cup Final..........

GK Roy Carroll (Manchester Buccaneers)
Needed a linesman as blind as himself to save him from the biggest blunder of the season against Spurs. Bringing out his own brand of frying pans - all non-stick.

DF Darren Purse (WBA)
Shocker Soccer’s most valuable player ever certainly has the most apt surname in this list. That’s right, because he’s full of crap.

DF Tony Popovic (Crystal Palace)
If Iain Dowie has bouncebackability this Australian has nobloodyability. One boomerang that won’t be coming back.

DF Andy O’Brien (Newcastle)
Expect Shearer to retire at 40 if he’s playing against this guy in training everyday.

DF Titus Bramble (Newcastle)
‘Reliable’, ‘composed’ and ‘quality’ are all words that have never been said about this ‘player’.

MF Lee Bowyer (Newcastle)
Has brought a new definition to the phrase ‘box to box player’.

MF Eric Djemba-Djemba (Aston Villa)
So forgettable they named him twice.

MF Harry Kewell (Liverpool)
First player to miss half the season due to injured form. (new song at Anfield "I'll sit on the bench for nothing")

ST John Macken (Man City)
If there is ever a hint that you have the striking talent of a fig than it has to be when your manager prefers to bring on a sub-keeper so that goalkeeper David James can play upfront in a must win game.

ST Mate Kezman (Chelsea)
He’s been found out so many times this season ‘Where’s Wally’ are suing for copyright.

ST Marcus Bent (Everton)
Bent by name, ‘couldn’t hit s**t with a shovel’ by nature.
Ok lets try and get one for each division or your own from the prem, we have only got 80 days to go and one European Cup.