LIFE IS GOOD-LIFE IS SHORT (for some)

the real michael · 23-05-2005, 08:32

Greetings from bass land …great news for all the people who have been waiting to hear the tune

LIFE IS GOOD-LIFE IS SHORT…I pay thanks to uk cowboy who gave me a lead to a website called

WWW.AUDIOSTREET.NET and I have now joined this site and have uploaded the tune for you to

Download/copy/distribute with 2 more tracks to be added a.s.a.p….. please note this tune is unmastered and does not represent the quality in its cd version and note that all the words are as exact as the track which the bbc were going to play, but was banned before it got a chance to be played by the actions of a preston councillor called Lavallette…an organisation of morons called hyndburn against racism and a communist called matthew Hartley…that is what I have been told by the beeb !

(I now know who to put against the wall come the revolution!)

I did write to Lavallette and h.a.r. but got no reply, which is expected from cretins who know not what they do …as for Hartley…********…and after that…HELL.

Your comments on the tune will be greatly appreciated no matter how severe so feel free to dis it if you like, we have another 1000 or so tracks im sure you would like a few no matter which genre you

Normally listen to .(be warned, I may challenge you to make a better tune on the equipment we made it on…and not yours)

Gotta go now cus were writing another album called “THE HARLEQUINS OF HYNDBURN” which tells tales of greed and corruption amongst the workforce of hyndburn council so if there are any disgruntled ex council employees with something to add to our collection of info then please forward it to us and well include it in the album if its scandalous enough! (your anonymity is guaranteed)

Talking about the council (BARF) in the last two weeks ive had 3 notices of eviction from the halfwit with the double barrelled name, the one who sent an 83 yr old woman an eviction notice for the princely sum of 3p (and signed it)..and have had two personal calls from a tard who said his name was Brockbank and he reckons he can come and harass me any time he likes! I asked this b.b.e.

If he knew what the word ULTRA VIRES meant and he said he didn’t…conclusive proof that people in authoritive positions use their status for their own means and ends…but im not worried…the council can send as many little ****s round as they like…hes gonna have a shock next time he darkens my door again….stay tuned!!!!

p.s. the unsigned will be shortly appealing to anyone out there who would like to join us in the making of a music dvd which will be made in and around accy (no expensive exotic locations for us!)

We will be after someone who can edit and properly sync the music to it…age does not matter, even if you are a student, and qualifications are not necessary (a phd can be bought on the internet for pennies) you will be judged on your ABILITY and nothing else, okey dokey!!!

Just go to www.audiostreet.net and look under T for THE UNSIGNED…I await your comments…

janet · 23-05-2005, 09:06

Here is the direct link to the song.

http://www.audiostreet.net/artist.aspx?artistid=23982

It has a good beat, but i found the words unclear, so apart from Life is good, life is short. I could not make out the other words.

Tinkerbelle · 23-05-2005, 10:36

Top tune, I like it.

Robdunn24 · 30-06-2005, 19:36

Started off good but gets a little repetative & BBC would never play it regardless to the lyrics!!! Only person that would of done is jon peel...

the real michael · 10-07-2005, 11:09

doooooohhhh....... yes it is "repetitive" innit ... thats because its what we call in the trade a
first stage linear tune.... its supposed to sound the saME BECAUSE IT IS LINEAR... and even though it was linear it was still good enough to play on the radio and it would have if is wasnt for the intervention of the devil worshippers known as the H.A.R. always pulling the racist card to hide their own terrorist activities....you really shouldnt defend these idiots because as a true patriot to this country and having spent the last 1200 years defending and dying for this once green and pleasant land my whole family are withdrawing our support because quite simply you english morons have become so YELLOW you would rather lick satans ring than fight for your country, so not long in the future there will be a war in this country and millions will have to die
... ...to call a PATRIOT to ones country a racist is like calling god the devil...

the real michael · 10-07-2005, 11:53

hi...you will never guess what happened to us last week? you dont know this because your local rag never prints the letters we send and hasnt done for many many years ...
(i could have told you about your dirty daisychaining daughters at least two years ago among other interesting information / new strain aids... incesticide ... primary school prostitutes...
every story the truth nomatter how many cretins find offensive it is still the truth...yet mervyn gay has only printed two out of hundreds over the last five years... i think this whole town sucks inc your paper your council EVERYTHING... the only solution would be to totally destroy the whole county....thats the truth... anyhow mr gay wouldnt print my results i got in
to show you how boring you all are...this is the 4th week and he still hasnt published so he can (d.i.a.)... this is the letter word for word that mr gay wont print... big deal..childrens c
omics have more satire in them...hes a moron.... here goes ....

.
A LIVING TRAGEDY

isnt it funny that whenever there is a living tragedy the answer from the authorities is to simply

change its name and bury their heads again hoping everyone will forget the truth ...e.g...

windscale...grizly rizley...accrington etc.. congratulations hyndburn...you have been voted the

lamest town in lancs, the following should elaborate a little more...

a couple of weeks ago i wrote to you to inform you of the bbc.s findings that the tune "life is good...life is short" from the collective of northern bred musicians known as the unsigned was deemed non racist and stated if anyone wanted to hear it in order to judge for themselves what all the fuss was about, it could be heard on the web. the site was monitored and the results were that in all of the publication area of this paper, just six people could actually be bothered to find out the truth, which goes to show that hyndburn cant be bothered supporting and investing a little time in its own people, resulting in the investor i spent two years gently persuading to pull the plug on this town ,

he said why should he invest in a town full of dead heads? i agree with him too, this is twice in the past 5 years we have been let down by lack of interest or support, it seems the word "patriot" has been destroyed by brussels and yourselves, thanks hyndburn for nothing,you can go back to your soma-coma,s now, theres nothing to see here, there never was,

and dont forget to switch off the light, that is if hyndburn council hasnt sold it yet.....

end of observer letter............................................ ...........yours etc

....that is the truth laydeez and mentlegen .... oh yeah i forgot to mention when some foreign geezer saw the results of this boring town he invited us to do a song at an open air concert somewhere in the world!! ...so off a few of us jetted (gratis) and performed in front of a rather large crowd! .... i was s****ing myself i thought my head was going to burst but we did it! and i managed to include your loverly towns good(barf) name in the lyrics
....this taan is goin daan .... we could only manage to get the audio tapes and will be giving you a taste soon along with a song from the new album called THE HARLEQUINS OF HYNDBURN....which tells the truth of how corrupt this cretinous county really is...
its funny innit 50,000 people who dont know you can get buzzed off your tune but in your own town they are in a social coma of conformity and stupidity... when the accy tune iz reddy ill be in touch ....

Robdunn24 · 10-07-2005, 14:17

Hey i didnt mean to be offensive to the music....But if you heard all my songs you would probally say i am repetitve k, K
But c'mon BBC dont even play the songs of bands like - Red house painters, American music club, Dakota suite, richmond fontaine & many other bands. These guys have been selling records for years so why would they play your track? You cant even make out the words & i doubt this anti racist organisation you speak of have ever heard your song.

Why you havent been banned from this site yet is beyond me

the real michael · 10-07-2005, 18:01

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Originally Posted by Robdunn24

Hey i didnt mean to be offensive to the music....But if you heard all my songs you would probally say i am repetitve k, K
But c'mon BBC dont even play the songs of bands like - Red house painters, American music club, Dakota suite, richmond fontaine & many other bands. These guys have been selling records for years so why would they play your track? You cant even make out the words & i doubt this anti racist organisation you speak of have ever heard your song.

Why you havent been banned from this site yet is beyond me

HEY...its ok!... the version on the net is lame as hell compared to what we have now
and it was meant to be "repetitive" or "linear" because it was made that way on purpose...
(you should have downloaded the mp3 for better quality...(lo-fi is too crap) and then adjust the song on your graphic equalizer to suit your own ears)
even so it was passed by the bbc for airplay in 2003... until they received complaints from
a cretinous preston councillor called lavalette... instructed by this so called anti-racist group called H.A.R. .... (the full details and letters from all concerned inc greg pope will be published on the net at the right time) ...consequently f******g up the careers of some up and coming northern blooded musicians who seek vengence for H.A.R.S. ANTICHRIST ian
behavoiur .... the word f*** was going to be dubbed out so as not to cause offence and the song was originally composed to say that life is short and we all should be getting on ....
however these closet terrorist dont see it that way, they scream racists at every given opportunity in the hope of compensation and material gain.... and i dont beleive a word they say....the truth needs to be told....even if there is a war...if you want to condemn a fellow englishman and patriot in his own country for telling the truth then you are just as bad as they are ... (and should be classed as a traitor) ...
and if i do get "banned" from this site it will be proof beyond reasonable doubt that i tell the truth, as most people havnt got the guts to stand up in their own country and speak their
mind for fear of causing offence to the liars cheaters and devil worshippers that scream all the bull**** and go crying because the truth DOES HURT, i found that out myself, and now
the beeb have done a "kilroy" on us thanks to har and its stupid leaders ....
i would love to interview H.A.R. and even tony blair live on tv and i would get them to show their true colours...i know their true motives and intentions and they are far from holy..
NUFF SAID...
P.S. you said "your songs" ...if you compose then send me a tune in an attachment, to compare the repetitiveness of linearity between two artists!
and yes its true, we were going to get airplay until the undevine intervention of h.a.r.
if you dont beleive the truth you will have to wait until the website opens which will
show original documents prooving its true...there will even be a few pictures thrown in!
...so from tomorrow try telling the truth to everyone...and see how many retards are quick to condemn you to death just for being honest...I DARE YOU !!! !!! !!!
i.e. " yes you do have a fat arse love" ...or "my god your baby is hidiously deformed"
(lmao) .... feel free to speak your mind or the commies will win...see yaa

cashman · 11-07-2005, 16:26

listened to the track,its not my bag,and i wouldnt condem anyone for telling the truth,but the truth seems to be that not many people want to listen to it,something you can't accept without getting offensive and hiding behind the truth. joe stalin was a similar person.

the real michael · 12-07-2005, 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman

listened to the track,its not my bag,and i wouldnt condem anyone for telling the truth,but the truth seems to be that not many people want to listen to it,something you can't accept without getting offensive and hiding behind the truth. joe stalin was a similar person.

i can accept it mr fish... i can accept that this town is the most borin town in lancs
and its not that they dont want to...its cus they cant be bothered...ive tried to put this ****hole on the map for years but have been met with ignorance and sloth even from your so-called
leaders which consists of mere biological automatons who have ruined everything, and some should be hung drawn and quartered for treason, ....the truth is there is nothing for white man in his own country...not even local support for local talent.... even the music is imported from abroad..its nothing to do with talent at all is it, because (a) a song has to be listened to first before an opinion can be formed, (b) there is no money around to develop talent unless
you are an immigrant..and (c) the general populus would rather put up monuments to adulterers and sinners, and throw their money at lost causes in the thought that they are being charitable! ....who would you trust implicitly...1 independant person who can pick up where einstein left off..or billions of joes who think charity is a slut from emmerdale,eh?
there are even sluts in this town with aids who have given birth to aids riddled children who will be going to normal schools etc mixing with innocent children...they are not going to tell you who they are (thanks to information act) yet what is going to happen if a normal child gets bitten by an aids kid eh? and that infected kid will never know until it is too late...
even worse...when these aids children have sexual relationships with others..this town is disgusting..

anyhow thanks to the lack of interest it looks like i will have to import my crowds from abroad...that will be funny! ask a foriegn country to come here to be an audience because
the locals couldnt be assed.... how embarrassing is that going to be for hyndburn....
hey...thats it......GET MY AUDIENCE FROM ABROAD AND BRING THEM HERE!!!!!
....WHO NEEDS WHITE MAN ANYWAY....

p.s. i dont need to be stalin or hitler or khan or even pot pol , the things that are about to happen will manifest from ignorance pure 100% ignorance...

Tealeaf · 12-07-2005, 12:23

Could someone please elucidate on what exactly this thread is about?

Bagpuss · 12-07-2005, 21:59

Before you start take a look at the motto under my name and don't class all people from Accrington as the same.
I was one of the 6 who took the trouble to have a listen to your music and the fact is its not very good, it's not original and I doubt even John Peel would have played it, that's the truth if you don't like it that's tough so go away and try harder and come back with something that might interest me and other as you say boring people of Accrington.

Robdunn24 · 12-07-2005, 22:28

mate....If you get banned it will be because of the things you say not because you " speak the truth "

Coppicemaster · 12-07-2005, 22:36

the real michael you are plainly racist....you know what ****es me off about you its not the fact that you make pathetic racist comments or that your music is totally ****....Its that you come in a music forum that doesnt see much "music" related posts and use it to spread your racist propaganda. There are plenty other places in this country where you can spread you seed of hate

You are full of bull****...I accuse you of this, BBC never got your tape you make this bull**** up just so you can get at black people. I will go one step further and accuse you of being a no good facist piece of ****

What next? A gay man says my music is not listenable....Damn the Anti gay bashers in music......

lettie · 13-07-2005, 09:46

I've had a listen this morning. It's a catchy tune at first which becomes boring after about a minute. There's no musical talent involved here, just the ability to tinker around on a synthesiser and add a robotic sounding tunless voice. Some people may like it, but it's not my cup of tea.

As for trying to put Accy on the map (commendable as it is), the last time I looked at a map, Accy was right there nestled between Blackburn and Burnley.

Nothing has put Accy on the map more than Stanley. Wherever I've been in the world (and that's a lot of places) everyone has heard of Stanley.

I've no problem with your views on how the country should be, everyone is entitled to an opinion, but could you try to tone down your obscenities please. A few asterisks in chosen places does not disguise the language. It's a well known fact that people of limited intelligence use such profanities because they lack skills in vocabulary. I believe from some of your posts that you are an intelligent bloke. I wish you luck with your songs. I may play this one to my neighbours when I see them, as I think they will like it.