' A Fridge too far'
(An everyday story of a disillusioned Rishton OAP !)
Algernon is watching Accrington Stanley v Barrow in the Papa John Trophy..the whistle blows for Halftime.....
A. ( to better half !) 'Well darling that
was a fascinating first half ' ( stifles a yawn ).
BH ( with a hint of sarcasm ).. 'Are you being cynical again ?.. its always the same with you everytime you watch that football team '!.
A. ( with a touch of assertion ) Are you referring to ' The Reds ' dear !..
BH. ' I don't care who they call themselves..... why you can't watch Eastenders like any other sensible chap I'll never know'?.
A. ( Perking up a bit !) ' Do you know I think I will ! ...I'd totally forgotten it was on tonight '..
He does as he's told.. switches EFL off...( not having taken Cashy's advice to forget Ifollow and thus spent £10.00 of his hard-earned pension ! ) and settles down to watch Phil and Co knocking their wives and girlfriends about !
That's all folks.. Night Night !...til our next thrilling installment !