Crawley town match

[AccyMad]

But would the £5 egg last them 90 minutes as would a fiver spent on a ticket?? Guess,it's a case of what comes first - the ticket or the egg

[deeayess]

Originally Posted by AccyMad

But would the £5 egg last them 90 minutes as would a fiver spent on a ticket?? Guess,it's a case of what comes first - the ticket or the egg

But surely is the issue not whether they will want another egg or another ticket?

[st06nc2]

There is only 300 Easter eggs been donated, 20 of them going to the away end, so looks like there gonna be some upset children

[maccawozzagod]

Do we get 280 children?

[deeayess]

Originally Posted by maccawozzagod

Do we get 280 children?

Especially ones who have bought a ticket by the Thursday and are in the ground between 1.30 and 2.30.

I would doubt it but who knows?

[AccyMad]

Originally Posted by maccawozzagod

Do we get 280 children?

We get a lot more than that . . . . . . mind you for most of 'em their birth certificate shows they're way over 12

[yonmon]

Originally Posted by ferret man

you lot should be crucified for "JOKES" like that.

To those who happen to see more meaning to life than others at Easter, this post is totally crass and unnecessary !.

[deeayess]

Originally Posted by deeayess

Hopefully, that means someone who knows what they are doing will fix it before then

I've just realised that I get paid next Thursday and it's not the 17th so even if they get nothing else right they should clarify that it's the Thursday and not the 17th!

[Exile on Spencer St]

[QUOTE=Inspector Morse;
I'll tell you what'll tick me off, answering the question 'why are other kids getting an egg' to your kid who isn't.[/QUOTE]

It's clearly tough being a dad these days.

Answer: "Son, as any real Stanley fan knows, life ain't fair."

[accybeme]

I see we have a card happy Ref. Ross Joyce has shown the most yellow cards in league 2 this season (70)

[st06nc2]

Originally Posted by accybeme

I see we have a card happy Ref. Ross Joyce has shown the most yellow cards in league 2 this season (70)

We're screwed then

[deeayess]

Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St

It's clearly tough being a dad these days.

Answer: "Son, as any real Stanley fan knows, life ain't fair."

Response "I don't want to be a real Stanley fan, I want an Easter Egg"

Being a dad was the easy bit, it's being a grand dad that's the hard bit. The little sods are too lively at my age

[st06nc2]

Also seen its one egg per customer, does this mean 1 egg per child or 1 egg per paying adult? If its one adult with 2 children he has to pick a favourite

[Lord Didsbury]

Maybe them little blighters that get an egg might share a piece or two with those poor children who get nowt?
I'm not a Christian but i think that's what Jesus would have done. In fact, wouldn't that be super? Spirit of the blitz, love thy neighbour, jumpers for goalposts. Marvellous.