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Old 09-02-2007, 20:48   #1
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Divorce Petition

I am in receipt of my wife's draft divorce petition:

Ground B) The respondent prefers to spend his weekends and holidays pursuing his own hobbies and interests such as cycling watching football to the exclusion of his family.

I am Stanley since the age of 4 and Stanley till I die.

I have very good legal representation what should I do?
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Old 09-02-2007, 20:50   #2
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you were stanley before she was Haggis. Let her go man she's holding you back.


She doesn't want half a season ticket does she?
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Old 09-02-2007, 20:53   #3
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I love Stanley before all else.
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Old 09-02-2007, 21:20   #4
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wot does she do when your out just sit in house????????????? has she not got any hobbies?
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Old 09-02-2007, 21:41   #5
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wot does she do when your out just sit in house????????????? has she not got any hobbies?
No apart from the kids.

I earn nearly 80 grand a year and its not enough for them.
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Old 09-02-2007, 21:52   #6
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Dont think football should come before anything else, there are thinks money cant buy.
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Old 09-02-2007, 21:55   #7
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Dont think football should come before anything else, there are thinks money cant buy.
I have tried money and it hasn't bought it.

I prefer to stick with Stanley.

My happiest day is not any family event.

My happiest time is shaking hands with Romy, Rob, Paul and Eric at Woking.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:38   #8
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I am in receipt of my wife's draft divorce petition:

Ground B)

I have very good legal representation what should I do?
Tell the judge that she supports SCUM
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:43   #9
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I have tried money and it hasn't bought it.

I prefer to stick with Stanley.

My happiest day is not any family event.

My happiest time is shaking hands with Romy, Rob, Paul and Eric at Woking.
So the Birth of your children was actually not that interesting or happy compared to ROMY,ROB,PAUL and ERIC at wokin??



Jesus I say your wife is well rid.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:46   #10
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UMMMMMMM think your just about to lose everythig...........and rightly so..
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:47   #11
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Bollocks SLINKY. I would suggest that she was well aware of HAGGIS's love of the game BEFORE they married.Why do women want to change men from what they are to something they want?????????

I put it to you that HE is well shot of her.

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Old 10-02-2007, 01:48   #12
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Bollocks SLINKY. I would suggest that she was well aware of HAGGIS's love of the game BEFORE they married.Why do women want to change men from what they are to something they want?????????
Is it change or is it compromise?? I mean from the sounds of it football is paramount to anything else!!

which IS BOLLOX kiwi
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:52   #13
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I earn nearly 80 grand a year .
Would you like to sponsor an evil punk rock / celtic duo ?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:56   #14
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It would be if she was a nagging old cow.If she wanted to change his attitude,then I wonder did she ever consider trying to 'get alongside' his passion for footy?That done,she would've had more of a chance of influencing him to lighten up and become more of what she percieves as a family man.

I'm picking she didn't.
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Old 10-02-2007, 02:01   #15
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Bollocks SLINKY. I would suggest that she was well aware of HAGGIS's love of the game BEFORE they married.Why do women want to change men from what they are to something they want?????????

I put it to you that HE is well shot of her.

WOOOOHHH Hang on kiwi ...first its not you thats losing everything and if it was ...then what???
2nd ... football one thing ..most women can put up with her man having a day out at the match and supporting his team if not joining them in the fun...but bloody cycling etc on top of all that.... ..its just taking the plish when you got family commitments as well.....


think you got to define between wanting a family and wanting your cake and to eat it too
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