Horror in Hawkes Bay

[Kiwi John]

First day back at work,and was heading for home,hot but relaxed in the summer heat.A nice cold 'TUI' or three awaited me patiently in the fridge.My hound (Stanley) had won yesterday and apart from the Boston result,life was great. That was until I turned inta Karamu Rd and there right in front was a DINGLE CAR .It had this minuture scarf strung across the back window and a couple of stickers to boot.Naturally I speed up in an effort to get ahead so as the dimented sole in control of said vehicle would see my Accy Stan sticker and therefore understand his lower ranking in society.The prick turned right and I had to abandon the chase.He's now a marked man, and my kids have been instructed to keep eyes open.I will carve the immortal words "ON STANLEY ON " in the dust of his Dingle mobile when I find it.

[lancsdave]

Originally Posted by Kiwi John

First day back at work,and was heading for home,hot but relaxed in the summer heat.A nice cold 'TUI' or three awaited me patiently in the fridge.My hound (Stanley) had won yesterday and apart from the Boston result,life was great. That was until I turned inta Karamu Rd and there right in front was a DINGLE CAR .It had this minuture scarf strung across the back window and a couple of stickers to boot.Naturally I speed up in an effort to get ahead so as the dimented sole in control of said vehicle would see my Accy Stan sticker and therefore understand his lower ranking in society.The prick turned right and I had to abandon the chase.He's now a marked man, and my kids have been instructed to keep eyes open.I will carve the immortal words "ON STANLEY ON " in the dust of his Dingle mobile when I find it.

Time for a song ;

Dingles here, Dingles there, Dingles every ***ing where

I found out somebody I went to school with emigrated to NZ last year, might be them lol. I'll ask around on the Claret forums and see if we can find out for you. Give us your address and I'll ask him to come and check your windows with his brick

By the way I noticed you couldn't overtake him, perhaps thats the real pecking order pmsl

[pipinfort]

if i remember rightly there was an episode of emmerdale entitled `DINGLES DOWN UNDER` perhaps one got left behind !!!!!! god forbid

[cmonstanley]

pipnfort where did you get yer kiss thingys??????????????????//w

[pipinfort]

Originally Posted by cmonstanley

pipnfort where did you get yer kiss thingys??????????????????//w

great are`nt they?!, i downloaded somrthing called `smiley central` its full of smilies,emoicons etc, they were on there.

[Redash]

Originally Posted by pipinfort

great are`nt they?!, i downloaded somrthing called `smiley central` its full of smilies,emoicons etc, they were on there.

That's spyware, and will slow down your computer.

[pipinfort]

Originally Posted by Redash

That's spyware, and will slow down your computer.

deleted.....cheers