Impossible headlines.. - Page 3

Doug · 27-10-2006, 23:14

FES to become an Advanced Training Ground as Accrington Stanley makes a Triumphant return to Peel Park.

Doug · 27-10-2006, 23:18

Accrington Stanley’s state of the art, all seat 30 million pound Peel Park stadium is to welcome Turd Moor supporters in Burnley’s bid to regain Conference status after last season appalling defeat at the hands of Burrow.

glosterred · 28-10-2006, 07:42

edgar street to be modernised

Kiwi John · 28-10-2006, 08:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

Accrington Stanley’s state of the art, all seat 30 million pound Peel Park stadium is to welcome Turd Moor supporters in Burnley’s bid to regain Conference status after last season appalling defeat at the hands of Burrow.

A Headline Doug,not a *#$@^$@%%%^ 'n novel.(

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maccawozzagod · 28-10-2006, 12:45

Roof Will Be Completed Before The Weather Turns

oh hang on, we've already had that one once

Doug · 28-10-2006, 15:03

Chairman Eric buy's Egar Street Roof for the Clayton End Covered Car Park.

Kiwi John · 28-10-2006, 15:56

Dunbavin m.o.m. at Hereford.

maxwell silver · 28-10-2006, 16:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

H.M. The Queen formally opens Clayton End Bar

From the Accrington Observer:

Her Majesty ther Queen yesterday formally opened the Sir John Coleman bar at the Fraser-Eagle Stadium.

Stanley to change home colours to blue after royal visit

Kiwi John · 31-10-2006, 16:56

'Tin Monkey' made Life Member of Accy Ladies F.C.

Bazf · 31-10-2006, 18:22

hereford Fan Wins Mastermind!!!!!!!

spud · 31-10-2006, 18:26

OPTOMISM AND MORALE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH AT THE F.E.S.!!

SamF · 31-10-2006, 23:24

Residents close to the stanley stadium start marching band.

Mangan gets shot on target.

Stanley sign new striker.

Tracker · 01-11-2006, 00:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

H.M. The Queen formally opens Clayton End Bar

From the Accrington Observer:

Her Majesty ther Queen yesterday formally opened the Sir John Coleman bar at the Fraser-Eagle Stadium. Accompanied by H.R.H. Prince Phillip - formally attired in a Stanley No 10 shirt - The Queen , dressed in the red home colours of Accrington, expressed delight in finally visiting a real football club.

"Last time I got an invite to a footy ground", she told a delighted audience of local dignatries, "It was to the Arsenal Emirates Stadium. There was no way I was going to that dump, so I feigned a back injury. How delightful it is to finally come to a proper footy club".

After the formal ceremonies were over, the Queen & Phil retired to the bar, where they were seranaded by the latest hit tunes from Accrington's chart-topping sensation, Celtic Cross. Both were seen to sing along to the famous Stanley song, "Cart On".

Amongst all the excitement, Sir John - whose face has recently appeared on the back of the new Bank of England ten pound note - had, most unusually, to appeal for people to calm down.

Lord Whalley of Accy said "It has been a mighty successful night. This has finally crowned our season, finishing the Premiership ten points clear of Chelsea, with the European and FA cup to boot".

Prince Phillip was later ejected from the bar for being drunk & disorderly and making rascist comments about scousers.

superb **** man

stanerlee · 01-11-2006, 11:49

blackpool - Paint Trophy Champs 2006/07

maccawozzagod · 01-11-2006, 12:36

SOLD OUT!