26-03-2007, 11:45
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Re: Leam Richardson
It,s called conning the referee this is how it works first of all you need an equity card for acting, then run into an opposing player and on your way down make it look as though you,ve just fallen from a very high building and plummet to earth then when you land grab hold of any part of your body (the leg is very good for this) then roll round on the floor like the only cure is amputation. in the meantime keep one eye on the ref, now at this stage you may have to up the tempo a bit,tears would be good but you don,t want to overdo things,right the refs reaching for his pocket game on, thats it misson accomplished, don,t get up too quick thats it take about six steps limping as you go, now you need to get in position for the free kick (refs not watching)sprint across the goal mouth job done.
The shorter version is easy to sum up it,s called CHEATING
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