milk ad

glosterred · 30-03-2006, 11:13

perhaps now is a good time for some advertising agency to do a remake of the famous/imfamous ad.....with the line " if you drink your milk one day you might be good enough to play for accrington stanley"

Chester Red · 30-03-2006, 11:18

Ian Rush? Who's he?

stanerlee · 30-03-2006, 11:32

it's ok it's been milked for all it's worth on local tele and radio!!!!

Doug · 30-03-2006, 12:15

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Originally Posted by glosterred

perhaps now is a good time for some advertising agency to do a remake of the famous/imfamous ad.....with the line " if you drink your milk one day you might be good enough to play for accrington stanley"

Leave it where it is along with our former history, in the past. Now if you want to something to pull on why not a **** take on the original theme, how’s this for an idea:

John Coalman and Jimmy Bell are bursting in through the back door <O

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“Get off” say’s Jimmy” I want some milk!<O

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“Milk”? Bollocks try this….. Say’s Colley<O

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“John Smiths” say’s Jimmy Bell Who’s he…<O

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The Fridge door opens and Eric whalley leans out….and say’s “You taking the **** John”<O

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Fatso · 30-03-2006, 14:04

Nah, a near enough straight remake would do:

"Got any lemonade?"
"If you want."
"Milk, urgh!"
"It's what Paul Mullin drinks."
"Paul Mullin?"
"Yeah, and he said if I didn't drink lots of milk, when I grow up I'll NEVER be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley."
"Accrington Stanley? But we're fantastic!"
"Exactly!"

Then a caption at the end:

"We're back."

All it needs, though, is someone with a Mini-DV camcorder to film it, whop it onto computer and upload it somewhere and before you know it, it'll be all over the web.

maccawozzagod · 30-03-2006, 17:14

sounds like a plan to me............?

spud · 30-03-2006, 17:57

I would say...

Leave it aout(in the words of ray winson) The boy's av dan goud!

Give em a break(not teeir Fa"in legs) there own a rowall!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry Morton · 31-03-2006, 00:22

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Originally Posted by spud

I would say...

Leave it aout(in the words of ray winson) The boy's av dan goud!

Give em a break(not teeir Fa"in legs) there own a rowall!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Inglese , per favore ?

Fatso · 31-03-2006, 08:25

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Originally Posted by Henry Morton

In Inglese , per favore ?

I believe the translation would read:

"Excuse me barman (don't you look like Ray Winstone), I would like a pint of Large,
And give me a pack of crisps (salt and vinegar) and a cheese roll."

Something like thay, anyway...

Henry Morton · 31-03-2006, 19:49

Actually, now that i've read it again I can quite hear it !