More poor crowds

[Doug]

Originally Posted by KIPAX

So no truth in the rumour that forest and burnley hoolies where going to be fighting then doug?

I’ve no idea? I never heard the rumour, but if there was, and a gang of dingles started kicking my a*** I’d want a copper there bloody sharpish to stop me hurting them.

I take the point that people are making, but this is the price of League football.

[pipinfort]

Originally Posted by Doug

These flights are often form part of training exercises so the cost implications are negotiable. They need really to do this form of air to ground policing now in order to be effective when the ground does start to attract larger and potentially more hostile gates. The use of Helicopters in general is force multiplication in that they will need fewer individuals on the ground and can respond to hot spots quickly, it will take a little time to work out what works best, and it is a learning curve to affects us all. I’d rather have it there than not.

fair do`s, i wasn`t aware of that, cheers doug

[Doug]

Originally Posted by pipinfort

fair do`s, i wasn`t aware of that, cheers doug

Hi, Ho, Pipinfort. It’s just an opinion and not necessary based on fact.

But thanks anyway.

[pipinfort]

lol and there`s me thinking you were some sort of airwolf style lancs funded police pilot!!!!! ta

[ossyclogger]

Doug, you won't have seen many of the police on monday night, because most of them were nowhere near the ground. They were flung in far off areas issuing spurious parking tickets to innocent motorists who at any other time of the week would be deemed to be parked perfectly legally.
For this the club was charged £4000. If at this time you had phoned to report a crime, there would have been no police available, because they never are. You just get given a crime number and that's that. It is no longer the police forces job to tackle crime, they have too many motorists to harass now.

[Doug]

Originally Posted by ossyclogger

Doug, you won't have seen many of the police on monday night, because most of them were nowhere near the ground. They were flung in far off areas issuing spurious parking tickets to innocent motorists who at any other time of the week would be deemed to be parked perfectly legally.
For this the club was charged £4000. If at this time you had phoned to report a crime, there would have been no police available, because they never are. You just get given a crime number and that's that. It is no longer the police forces job to tackle crime, they have too many motorists to harass now.

I can’t comment on that Ossyclogger, I know I’ve been had up here a few times (£90 in one month period) so I tend to make sure I’m legally parked. I have to say that the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[IMG] /><st1:PlaceName w:st=[/IMG]Donation</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Care</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Park</st1:PlaceType></ST1 I used was full on Monday night and I was right at the far end and it only took me a few minutes to get away. Maybe it would be worth the 2 quid donation.

One question I do have is did anyone pick up all that horse s*** up after the Gee, gees left.

[DanTheMonkey]

I never expected the gates to rise in all honesty, rovers fans will always be rovers fans etc ...
Youw ill get the odd game where the attendence will rocket (a big club, league leaders) but thats about it, no point really moaning about it (not that anyone was) because its going change nothing

[ossyclogger]

Originally Posted by Doug

I can’t comment on that Ossyclogger, I know I’ve been had up here a few times (£90 in one month period) so I tend to make sure I’m legally parked. I have to say that the Care <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[IMG] /><st1:PlaceName w:st=[/IMG]Donation</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceName w:st=" /><st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Park</st1:PlaceType></ST1 I used was full on Monday night and I was right at the far end and it only took me a few minutes to get away. Maybe it would be worth the 2 quid donation.

One question I do have is did anyone pick up all that horse s*** up after the Gee, gees left.

I have parked in that carpark many times Doug but I will not pay into the slush fund when I am legally parked. To this end and although I know the outcome will be some time off yet ,I have packed my pyjamas and toothbrush. I will await with anticipation to see which of Her Majesties establishments she wants me to visit. They won't get a penny of me, and it will help fill in time between matches.

On the other question. I was speaking to the unfortunate fellow that did the job only this affternoon. You would think that for what they charge that they could do it themselves. If it was your dog doing it they would be on you like a ton of bricks.

P.S> I am parking there every day this week and I will be there again on Saturday. Roll on more tickets. The more I get, the more I don't pay, the more I save. In fact if I can manage free board and lodgings, I should end up in profit.

[ukcowboy]

Originally Posted by Bazf

Yes,its dingle speak a language that was found by accident by a member of Manchester University Language department on a hiking holiday in the more remote parts of NE Lancashire. Whilst asking for a directions from a passing tramp he got the reply eh!!! tha wat!!!!!! eh!! by!!! after more questioning he found out that in fact he was talking to a Dingle, a person from the town of Burnley and his name was Kev. He immediatly cut his holiday short contacted the University and a team of linguists flooded the area to study this modern day lost tribe, from this study they compiled a book called speak like a dingle, luckily I managed to find a copy and just for you Cowboy I may have an answer.......

A lot of people do not go to Burnley FC anymore because they are treated very poorly by the fore said club.
Hope this helps

Thankyou so much Bazf, most informative. I would implore you to detail where a copy of this feat of modern day literature may be purchased from, just incase I need to refer to it in future.

[BLACKBURN RAVER]

[quote=They even wasted money by sending their helicopter out on Monday night, to the one ground in the country where the police have never been needed.[/quote]

that as kipax stated earlier would have been for the burnley knuckle heads ever since that suicide youth squad pillock killed that forest lad in dingle town centre there has been rumblings between the two clubs (when they meet).....so to me it WAS fully justified as it could cover a wide range of areas and would have forseen any large groups gathering better than sparce coppers on the streets

[sparkie]

From what I can gather there were a number of incidents in Accy town centre on Monday night between Burnley and Forest unsociables (they are not fans.) Including some pillock throwing feaces. Also according to a friend who lives on Ribblesdale avenue, something was going on behind thier house on monday, that warrented half a dozen or so coppers haring past his back gate!!!

I agree its rare we need this kind of police presence at the ground but the presence will increase now we are in the football league playing against teams that our local riavls may have issues with. It better to be safe.

[Bazf]

Originally Posted by ukcowboy

Thankyou so much Bazf, most informative. I would implore you to detail where a copy of this feat of modern day literature may be purchased from, just incase I need to refer to it in future.

Cowboy, I got a draft copy that was hanging around Accrington baths, in the 3rd cubicle from the left.
A footnote said this work may never be complete as more sounds and grunts are being added daily but all mean the same sort of thing, for example hither- se- tith, mean come here please I wish to communicate with you, it also means how much did you charge me for that kind sir.
So as you can see this could go on for years or untill the members of the univeristy find intelligent life form above what they have encountered.
At the moment the table looks like this.

Dingle
Pond Life
Man utd supporter
Hobbit
Neanderthals
Primate
Homo Sapians

Which as was pointed out by a member of the faculty, this is the only time Burnley will be on top.

[Diesel]

I'm actually working in burnley for the next 9 or 10 weeks, and so far, it ain't been pretty. I had a perfectly able-bodied woman (I think it was a woman, it had breasts, but it also had facial hair!) come into the shop pushing an empty wheelchair. Being next to the Hospital, I assumed she was going to pick somebody up or something. Anyway, she paid for her shopping, and as I went to bag it up, she just grabbed it, ignorant as you like, and threw them onto the wheelchair. She was using a bloody wheelchair to cart her shopping about in, couldn't believe it. Proper scrotes living in Burnley.

[lindsay ormerod]

That's Burnley for you;I thought Accy was the pits till I worked with the lovely consumer classes in dingle country. There maybe some pleasant ones who don't actually stink and are polite but they are few and far between!

[Doug]

I’ve got family in Burnley............