Oh my God,my neighbours from Shrewsbury

[Kiwi John]

He is-and so is she.We have so far got on fine.He tolerates my hounds ocassional outbursts,and me the fact he's a Traffic Officer (Hitlers of the road.)What will neighbourly relations turn into after Saturday?.Will my car be ticketed? Will complaints be laid with the dog ranger?,will his precious lawn slowly turn brown and die? Didn't know he was from there till recently.
A dilema indeed. A draw will keep the peace,but I want a Stanley victory and am prepared to suffer the consequences.
There's more than 3 points up for grabs.This match is now reaching international proportions.

[VitalStanley]

They're from there but you didn't say weather they supported them or liked football ;-) lol

[ukcowboy]

Originally Posted by Kiwi John

He is-and so is she.We have so far got on fine.He tolerates my hounds ocassional outbursts,and me the fact he's a Traffic Officer (Hitlers of the road.)What will neighbourly relations turn into after Saturday?.Will my car be ticketed? Will complaints be laid with the dog ranger?,will his precious lawn slowly turn brown and die? Didn't know he was from there till recently.
A dilema indeed. A draw will keep the peace,but I want a Stanley victory and am prepared to suffer the consequences.
There's more than 3 points up for grabs.This match is now reaching international proportions.

The solution is simple John, just make sure you flick your fag butts on His precious lawn, then if we should lose the game LEAVE 'EM, however if we win/draw, then apologise and pick 'em up mate!

As for the traffic tickets just nick his number plates and stick em on your car!

Your friend and legal advisor, Pete!!!

[lancsdave]

Your'e lucky John, I live in a town where quite a few people don't support the same team as me..... should I concentrate on converting them or move to NZ

[Kiwi John]

Originally Posted by VitalStanley

They're from there but you didn't say weather they supported them or liked football ;-) lol

good point Vital one.He was a supporter in that he attended games as a kid.then he came over here,discovered the leather egg game and is now into that.ALL GOES TO SHOW HOW SAD PEOPLE FROM SHREWSBURY MUST BE.Reckons he keeps an eye out on their results.I might run next door and bang on his windows when we win-that'll make him happy.

Unfortunetly there is a driveway and fences between his house and mine,so butts on the lawn is a physical impossability while I lean out the window at match time.Thanks for the legal advice-stick it on my bill.