'STUCK'....for words!

yonmon · 25-05-2008, 07:13

Alfred.E. pointed out to me an interesting little insert in the 'My Life' section of the 'Life in Accrington' section of this week's Accrington Observer.
He'd noted that a young man, 16 year-old Niall Gibson of Queens Road West,( Whose outstanding record of never missing a day at School must be applauded !), had been asked by the Columnist ...'Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with ?'.
Now, it doesn't report as to whether this young man gave an instant answer to the query, or whether he had been given some to make a more considered response..BUT.. his choice of an ideal person to share such an alarming emergency with was, none other than, wait for it !.. 'JOHN COLEMAN the Stanley Manager!.

This fascinating, and somewhat surprising selection , coming fron one of such tender years, quite naturally stimulated some argument betwixt Alfred.E. and yours truly. He finally decided , that he couldn't quite decide between Paul Ince and Harwood Red, so chose them both as his traveling companions. Now the thought of that threesome stuck in a lift for while has interesting ramifications !..

As for myself, well the jury is still out as they say,,,but I don't think it would be JC !.....not that I have anything against our esteemed leader but !.......as for Depechemode? well that must be worth some consideration !....
So..... I'm open to opinions and guidance....

'WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH ???'

ALFRED.E. and I await your reply..and well done again young Niall Gibson !..

SamF · 25-05-2008, 08:57

This 16 year old wouldn't happen to be related in any way to Alvin The Chipmunk eh ?

maxwell silver · 25-05-2008, 10:03

I'd be quite content to find myself stuck between floors with an extremely attractive intellectual nymphomaniac.Though i realise the chances of one existing are about on par with me being stuck in said lift.

Haz66 · 25-05-2008, 10:16

I was actually stuck in a lift about 5 weeks ago but i had to make do with 3 of my work mates, whilst the company was rather good if i was to be stuck in a lift again i would have to go for Sandra Bullock the actress, i`ve had a crush on her for as long as i can remember, i`d probably be a jibbering wreck but would still like the oppertunity.

maccawozzagod · 25-05-2008, 11:12

Kylie Minogue - she should be so lucky. She'd certainly be spinning around

depechemode · 25-05-2008, 12:40

Jimmy greaves and the late great Stanley Matthews . read both their books , interesting lifes .

harwood red · 25-05-2008, 16:42

not sure who I would like to be stuck in a lift with but it most certainly is NOT Paul Ince and I am beginning to think that your dear Alfred E is slightly twisted in his idea of being stuck with me and Paul... but I suppose it wouldn't be boring

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I've worked out who I would like to be stuck in lift with and it would be harrison ford dressed up as indiana jones

DAV007 · 25-05-2008, 22:35

john miles.
he would fall asleep and wouldnt bother me.