Just thought I would add a few comments on here that have been posted on the Burnley board about one of our former 'cult' heroes. Yes I did spell cult correctly
Hopefully he will do the business for you.
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That's it, its a season ticket at the Fraser Eagle for me next season.
Galactic Superstar at League Two level.
I want to be part of the Tony Grant revolution!
Is it true that as part of the deal that Accy are going to change their name to Tony Grant's Accrington Stanley?
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It will become Tony Grant's League Two.
He will transform the philosophy of the English game from the bottom up.
Football, in its purest form, will filter up through the divisions.
It could be just what the English game needs.
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Women are flocking to Accrington as we speak
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A convoy of flat bed trucks is apparently on it's way from London to accrington. The new wembley stadium has been painstakingly moved piece by piece onto the vehicles, and a special polcie guard has been set up to ensure the smooth transition of the stadium to the new home of footballing master, Tony Grant. It has been said that premiership footballer Claude Makaleles has often been called "The French Grant" in honour of his style of play.
The new stadium will be leaving London at 10:47am this morning, and is expected to be assmebled and ready for fans by 1pm on Saturday. In order to ensure the smooth operation of this audacious move, the M1, M40, M42 and M6 will all remain closed throughout the duration of the move. DO NOT TRAVEL UNLESS YOU REALLY NEED TO.
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It is reported in tonight's LET that hospitals are in crisis due to the fear of a massive increase in the local birth rate. It is claimed that Tony "the Scouse Makelele" Grant can make women pregnant through osmosis, such is his power.
The local Primary Care Trust has realised that with him running around the Interlink in tight fitting shorts there could be a baby boom of epic proportions.
How will they cope?