27 May 2012

How come I didn't hear the trumpet? Anyhow, it's from Revelations, a book which, according to many scholars, should have been included in the apocrypha ... But, if the world does come to an end on the 27th., at least we will have nice weather for it:rolleyes:

For those of you who believe that the end of the world is near, have a gamble; max out your plastic:theband: Or phone your boss and tell him what you really think of him. Tell your wife it's about time she shed a few kilos. Strap a few sticks of dynamite around your middle and blow up the target of your choice. All kinds of stuff you can do to make the apocalyptical event a lot more fun:)

Oh, and on the 27th, have a nice day, eh.;)
 
Well a lot's got to happen tomorrow according to this post on 29 April 2012 from Ronald Weinland who is the pastor of God's Church on earth, and has also been appointed by the God of Abraham to be His end-time prophet and one of the two end-time witnesses (and spokesman of both), preceding the return of Jesus Christ on May 27, 2012:

As readers of this site know, May 27, 2012, is the time that I have stated as being the date Jesus Christ will return as King of kings over all government on this earth. For such an event to come to pass, the Trumpets of Revelation must all sound, the United States and dollar collapse, the ten nations of Europe arise to fulfill the final revival of the Holy Roman Empire, and Russia with China must unite against Europe in WWIII.

As an aside, readers of this site should also grasp that as far as prophecy is concerned, ten nations in Europe have already combined in association with one another to the degree that the mixture of clay and iron is fulfilled. All that remains is their entrance into a final war, a prophecy that can be fulfilled quickly, as this posting will cover.

How is it possible or even conceivable that all these things can happen in such a short time? And what if none of these events have occurred as late as five, four, or even three days before Jesus Christ is to return? Is it truly reasonable that Christ is coming on May 27th? No, it is not reasonable, not within the parameters of man’s thinking. When this date was given just over three and a half years ago, it was not reasonable to people then, and now it has simply become that much more unreasonable.


But as the last apostle in this age, and as God’s end-time prophet, I am still telling people that this is true and that a short-lived WWIII is now at our doorstep. Due to this strong conviction, the Church of God – PKG is putting all its resources into promoting this final message of Christ’s impending return in order to complete the “work” that God has given us to do. This “work” is nearly complete. As my previous post was written over two months ago, this may well prove to be my final one, since there are only four weeks remaining in this age.


Enjoy!! before the men in white coats come to take him away...
 
I'll be rooting for him.
Believe it or not, I love Eurovision night...!!!
Now I know why you're good at pop music in the quiz! Does Anne let you have the remote control for the evening?

I might have had a look if it weren't for Graham Norton - he really makes me cringe.
 
Damn!!! And it's such nice weather, and it's weekend, and I've just had my house decorated and I've made plans for the weekend - how very very inconvenient!!!! I'm not putting up with it!
 
Damn!!! And it's such nice weather, and it's weekend, and I've just had my house decorated and I've made plans for the weekend - how very very inconvenient!!!! I'm not putting up with it!
Write to your MP anne, or on second thoughts don't bother;)
 
Ah ... the King of Kings is returning ... this will really pee off the anti-monarchists ... it would be so much better if He Who Will Rule Over the End of Times were elected by the people ... well, those of voting age anyway.:rolleyes:

Perhaps He's coming now in order to save England from being embarassed at the Euro 2012.;)

Maybe the Risen Christ will take a look at the EU regulations concerning how to end the world, get po'd at the bulk of material to go through, and return to Heaven with a copy (carried by a multitude of the Angelic Host) in order that he might end the world in the correct, and politically correct way.

There's a whole bunch of things that could derail the timetable.

If Christ comes, and he resembles Elvis, things might not be all that bad ... if he looks like Jimmy Hoffa, watch out:eek:
 
As my previous post was written over two months ago, this may well prove to be my final one, since there are only four weeks remaining in this age.


Enjoy!! before the men in white coats come to take him away...

Considering he's sure it's going to happen, why the get out clause ? :rolleyes:

And anyways, it's a bank holiday here on Monday so I'm not playing his game & missing a day off. :D
 
Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

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Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

No, not at all, the Olympics will still go on; in fact, they will last an eternity ... this will be Hell;) Sinners will be forced to watch in 3D on immense tv screens for ever ... and ever ... and ever .............
 
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