A Warning to Men

[grego]

Just received these thought they were ok!
The Hormone Hostage​

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!​

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DANGEROUS:​

SAFER:​

SAFEST:​

ULTRA SAFE:​

What's for dinner?​

Can I help you with dinner?​

Where would you like to go for dinner?​

Here, have some wine.​

Are you wearing that?​

Wow, you sure look good in brown!​

WOW! Look at you!​

Here, have some wine​

What are you so worked up about?​

Could we be overreacting?​

Here's my paycheck.​

Here, have some wine.​

Should you be eating that?​

You know, there are a lot of apples left.​

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?​

Here, have some wine.​

What did you DO all day?​

I hope you didn't over-do it today.​

I've always loved you in that robe!​

Here, have some more wine.​

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Things PMS Stands For:​

1 Pass My Shotgun​

2 Psychotic Mood Shift​

3 Perpetual Munching Spree​

4 Puffy Mid-Section​

5 People Make me Sick​

6 Provide Me with Sweets​

7 Pardon My Sobbing​

8 Pimples May Surface​

9 Pass My Sweat pants​

10. ****y Mood Syndrome​

11. Plainly; Men Suck​

12. Pack My Stuff​

and my favorite one.​

13. Potential Murder Suspect​

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!​

...Or men who need a warning​

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[grego]

Sorry folks the first half was a table, which made more sense, tried to change it but it wont allow me!

 

[Tinkerbelle]

.......... Oh dear I can relate to most of that

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

How does this look?

DANGEROUS: ..................................SAFER:...................................................SAFEST:........................................................ULTRA SAFE:.................
What's for dinner?............................Can I help you with dinner?......................Where would you like to go for dinner?...............Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?.......................Wow, you sure look good in brown!............WOW! Look at you!..........................................Here, have some wone
What are you so worked up about......Could we be overreacting?.........................Here's my paycheck........................................Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?...............You know.there are a lot of apples left........Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?......Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?..................I hope you didn't over-do it today..............I've always loved you in that robe!....................Here, have some more wine