I'm sorry to say that I can't take the credit for these little epithets either..........not doing too well lately am I?
Anyway I found them funny......well, they made me smile....a little
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do Psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person, there is a young person who is wondering "what the heck happened"?
22.Just remember that if the world didn't suck.......we'd all fall off.
23.Light travels faster than sound....which is why some folk appear bright - until they speak.
24.Life isn't like a box of chocolates,
it is more like a jar of Jalapenos.......what you eat today, burns your bum tomorrow.
Here endeth the second lesson.
whatever you are doing have a great day........and Thank you Mick...you know why
Anyway I found them funny......well, they made me smile....a little
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do Psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person, there is a young person who is wondering "what the heck happened"?
22.Just remember that if the world didn't suck.......we'd all fall off.
23.Light travels faster than sound....which is why some folk appear bright - until they speak.
24.Life isn't like a box of chocolates,
it is more like a jar of Jalapenos.......what you eat today, burns your bum tomorrow.
Here endeth the second lesson.
whatever you are doing have a great day........and Thank you Mick...you know why