For no apparent reason the thought of old people dying just popped into my head!
It must have been the sight of all that frost when I looked out of the window just now!
Well it just occured to me that it is very unfair and selfish of the elderly and infirm to die at this time of year, especially if they are at home all alone with no heating on! Lets face it its a bugger to straighten them out once they have frozen.
Just think of the poor undertaker and the torment they must go through every time they are forced to lay out some selfish old stiff on Christmas Eve. I think we ought to lauch some sort of campaign. No dying until after Christmas you miserable old buggers!
Just think of all the christmas's you will be ruining for all the little ones! Poor parents having to break the news that mean old Granddad snuffed it!
If your going to die at least have the decency to do it some other time of year when it is not going to ruin someones holiday!
It must have been the sight of all that frost when I looked out of the window just now!
Well it just occured to me that it is very unfair and selfish of the elderly and infirm to die at this time of year, especially if they are at home all alone with no heating on! Lets face it its a bugger to straighten them out once they have frozen.
Just think of the poor undertaker and the torment they must go through every time they are forced to lay out some selfish old stiff on Christmas Eve. I think we ought to lauch some sort of campaign. No dying until after Christmas you miserable old buggers!
Just think of all the christmas's you will be ruining for all the little ones! Poor parents having to break the news that mean old Granddad snuffed it!
If your going to die at least have the decency to do it some other time of year when it is not going to ruin someones holiday!
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