Ashley Cole

gynn

gynn

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Ashley Cole went for a morning's training last week. So what did he take? His training kit? Yes, Trainers and football boots? Of course! Towel, maybe in case he had a shower afterwards? Definitely.

Oh, and he also took a high powered air rifle.....er and he used it to shoot one of the kids there. Okay.

That must be worth at least a 2 year sentence, surely? :confused::confused::confused:
 
gynn said:
Ashley Cole went for a morning's training last week. So what did he take? His training kit? Yes, Trainers and football boots? Of course! Towel, maybe in case he had a shower afterwards? Definitely.

Oh, and he also took a high powered air rifle.....er and he used it to shoot one of the kids there. Okay.

That must be worth at least a 2 year sentence, surely? :confused::confused::confused:
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Legitimate training equipment gynn, Chelski play the plastics on Tuesday:D
 
jaysay said:
Legitimate training equipment gynn, Chelski play the plastics on Tuesday:D
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He issued a statement saying he didn't know it was loaded and it was an accident:confused::confused::confused:
It was hammered into me (with a Bren gun magazine), that you only ever pointed a weapon at anyone if you intended to kill them.
Even an air rifle is on offensive weapon and can kill. Would think that there should be criminal charges.
 
erm...why did he take a rifle to work in the first place? i always thought we played footy with our feet
 
Barrie Yates said:
He issued a statement saying he didn't know it was loaded and it was an accident:confused::confused::confused:
It was hammered into me (with a Bren gun magazine), that you only ever pointed a weapon at anyone if you intended to kill them.
Even an air rifle is on offensive weapon and can kill. Would think that there should be criminal charges.
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Funny that Barrie, I was always always told that you only elbowed somebody in the head if you intended to do them harm, funny old world ain't it;)
 
I reckon the crowd will be shouting.. SHOOT!.. everytime Cole gets possesion of the ball..:D
 
jaysay said:
Funny that Barrie, I was always always told that you only elbowed somebody in the head if you intended to do them harm, funny old world ain't it;)
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Yes, Mick Dennis had a right go in the Express - said he had elbowed him at the back of the head - all the pictures etc I have seen showed him holding the side of the head - perhaps that is why Dennis referees schoolboy games.
Not condoning in any way, but surely if it was deliberate the chap would have gone down? My view was that he deliberately tried to block off Rooney, Rooney moved to his left and raised his arm but as they got further apart ,the forearm hit the chaps ear and not his arm/shoulder. Good refereeing, as good as that for the New Zealander who was distracted from the game because of the earthquake.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D
 
Barrie Yates said:
Yes, Mick Dennis had a right go in the Express - said he had elbowed him at the back of the head - all the pictures etc I have seen showed him holding the side of the head - perhaps that is why Dennis referees schoolboy games.
Not condoning in any way, but surely if it was deliberate the chap would have gone down? My view was that he deliberately tried to block off Rooney, Rooney moved to his left and raised his arm but as they got further apart ,the forearm hit the chaps ear and not his arm/shoulder. Good refereeing, as good as that for the New Zealander who was distracted from the game because of the earthquake.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D
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Rooney used his elbow end of story, no ifs no buts he raised his arm in an off ball incident and any decent ref would have shown him an immediate Red Card, except the ref was United Pet Ref Clutterbucket, seem to remember it was the same ref who didn't see a ball hit the back of the net a couple of seasons ago in that game against Spurs, bet the Red Nosed one makes sure he gets a nice Chrissy Pressy every year, got to keep um sweet:rolleyes:
 
jaysay said:
There's one thing for sure he'll never be good enough to lace Shearers boots
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And this comes to mind :)
Police have confirmed that two premiership players were the victims of burgulary last weekend.. they were Ryan Giggs and Fernando Torres
Giggs suffered the loss of:
eleven Premiership winning medals
four FA cup winning medals
four league cup winning medals
two champions league winning medals
one UEFA super cup medal
one UEFA inter continental medal
one FIFA world club cup medal
two PFA player of the year awards
And an OBE

Fernando Torres suffered the loss of a DVD recorder and a toaster
:D
 
jaysay said:
There's one thing for sure he'll never be good enough to lace Shearers boots
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Couldn't keep him very long though did you? A pity that he didn't leave you with any longer term benefits - but who knows, perhaps you just settled to the level you were meant to be - mid/lower table cannon fodder:D:D:D
 
Saw an interesting letter -
Dear Mr Abramovich,
Thank you for your letter but I must advise you that there is no refund for purchases made during the January Sales.
Regards,
Kenny
 
Mancie said:
And this comes to mind :)
Police have confirmed that two premiership players were the victims of burgulary last weekend.. they were Ryan Giggs and Fernando Torres
Giggs suffered the loss of:
eleven Premiership winning medals
four FA cup winning medals
four league cup winning medals
two champions league winning medals
one UEFA super cup medal
one UEFA inter continental medal
one FIFA world club cup medal
two PFA player of the year awards
And an OBE

Fernando Torres suffered the loss of a DVD recorder and a toaster
:D
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You missed out the Charity/Community Shield - for Giggs:D:D:D
 
Barrie Yates said:
Couldn't keep him very long though did you? A pity that he didn't leave you with any longer term benefits - but who knows, perhaps you just settled to the level you were meant to be - mid/lower table cannon fodder:D:D:D
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Ya but he continually shuned the Plastic Manchester set up with no regrets
 
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