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planetsusie

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Just got back from a w/end wandering around mid Wales and I'm wondering what the guides are for warning us walkers there is a bull in the field?
What I have learned is that I can run fast when I have to n no way am I testing the theory that you turn and face it waving your arms about...No way...eeeeeeeeeek
 
I think its the same now Susie as it was when I was young (a long, long time ago), if your out walking, before entering a field make doubly sure there are no bulls knocking about:D either that or use running shoes instead of boots:D
 
Sometimes farmers deliberately place bulls in fields where there is a right of way footpath, in order to deter people from using that path.
 
That theory does work planetsusie, so instead of trying to bring about your end running, stand and wave your arms about, with plenty of shouting, they get very close, but they do stop, I was taught this on a farm many years ago, I should also say, they were 'normal' bullocks, (black and white), I dont know if it works with all bulls.
 
planetsusie said:
Just got back from a w/end wandering around mid Wales and I'm wondering what the guides are for warning us walkers there is a bull in the field?
What I have learned is that I can run fast when I have to n no way am I testing the theory that you turn and face it waving your arms about...No way...eeeeeeeeeek
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Try waving a large red rag.:D:D
 
Bullocks (not bulls) live in fields in nice little groups - all lads together - just not for a very long time. They are very curious animals and will surround you, usually hoping you've arrived with some food, and think it's good fun to chase you if you run. On the whole they're harmless but have bad breath and fart a lot.

If there's a bull in a field with cows it's likely to be quite docile because it's a happy bull - if you get my meaning. They are unpredictable but not totally dangerous and they don't just think - "Person > chase > kill." They think happy thoughts and leer at the next cow.

A bull in a field on his own thinks - "Why are you in my field? Are you the AI man? Where are my cows? I'm annoyed now." That's when you run.
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West Ender said:
Bullocks (not bulls) live in fields in nice little groups - all lads together - just not for a very long time. They are very curious animals and will surround you, usually hoping you've arrived with some food, and think it's good fun to chase you if you run. On the whole they're harmless but have bad breath and fart a lot.

If there's a bull in a field with cows it's likely to be quite docile because it's a happy bull - if you get my meaning. They are unpredictable but not totally dangerous and they don't just think - "Person > chase > kill." They think happy thoughts and leer at the next cow.

A bull in a field on his own thinks - "Why are you in my field? Are you the AI man? Where are my cows? I'm annoyed now." That's when you run.
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Especially if your name is Margaret. :thankya::Banane59:
 
derekgas said:
That theory does work planetsusie, so instead of trying to bring about your end running, stand and wave your arms about, with plenty of shouting, they get very close, but they do stop, I was taught this on a farm many years ago, I should also say, they were 'normal' bullocks, (black and white), I dont know if it works with all bulls.
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that sounds like a right load of bullocks to me.:D;)
 
derekgas said:
That theory does work planetsusie, so instead of trying to bring about your end running, stand and wave your arms about, with plenty of shouting, they get very close, but they do stop, I was taught this on a farm many years ago, I should also say, they were 'normal' bullocks, (black and white), I dont know if it works with all bulls.
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I can assure you it does not....If the animal gets close enough for you to tell if it's a bull or a bullock.....you have got problems...black, white or sky blue pink, a normal bullock has had it's balls removed, a bull has not.
If you stand and wave in front of a bull you are more likely to try and claim compen for a horn up the arse or worse. ;):D
 
Had a similar experience on Saturday whilst walking over Barley with yer daughter Susie, this sheep had an unusual interest in us which was quite intimidating :-

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Until we realised she may have found a hairdressing soul mate ... :D:D

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Lesson for today............If you see something in a field about 1 ton in weight with a ring in its nose.............DONT STROKE IT.
 
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