OK so the Baby Chav has now been born, it is a little girl, 7lb 4oz and Chantelle has decided to name her Britney-Martine. She originally wanted to name the child Britney-J-lo but was persuaded against it at the last minute because she could not decide how it should be spelt.
The government has awarded the child a £500 Child Trust Fund payment (for low-income families with household income at or below the full Child Tax Credit income threshold of £13,480) plus £16.50 per week child allowance.
There is also a Sure Start Maternity Grant payment of £500.
Now Chantelle and Dean must start looking for a home.
To help with the cost of setting up their love nest they have applied to the DSS for an interest free Budgeting Loan of £1000.
The government has awarded the child a £500 Child Trust Fund payment (for low-income families with household income at or below the full Child Tax Credit income threshold of £13,480) plus £16.50 per week child allowance.
There is also a Sure Start Maternity Grant payment of £500.
Now Chantelle and Dean must start looking for a home.
To help with the cost of setting up their love nest they have applied to the DSS for an interest free Budgeting Loan of £1000.
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. Why should we pay for those who are too lazy/stupid/can't be bothered (delete as you see fit) to work.