Deathstar Petition

[Guinness]

So a bunch of nerds, kinda like the ones who put Jedi as their religion on the last UK census, created an open petition on the US government website to :-

Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016

It got enough votes to warrant a response....here it is

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

Who says scientists don't have a sense of humour

 

[DaveinGermany]

Aren't the Americans such entertaining people ?

 

[jaysay]

Aren't the Americans such entertaining people ?

Ya but their comedians are crap

 

[Restless]

Can we have a petition to pull down churchills?

 

[susie123]

Ya but their comedians are crap

Perhaps we should put the scientists on the stage and the comedians in the lab?

 

[maxthecollie]

Can we have a petition to pull down churchills?

Yes let's

 

[Eric]

Perhaps we should put the scientists on the stage and the comedians in the lab?

What! And put the rats out of work

 

[Eric]

Oh, and what in the sam hell is, or are "churchills"

 

[susie123]

Oh, and what in the sam hell is, or are "churchills"

Have a look at the current thread if you're really bored...

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f124/update-on-accrington-conservative-club-63278.html

http://www.theviewfromthenorth.org/accrington-conservative-club

 

[davemac]

I think you are all getting the facts wrong here, star wars is not reality, however the film is based on a true story, as is star trek, deep space nine, and the moomins, so get your act together and sign the petition,.................... got to go now the nurse has come to put me back in my room, plus I am typing this in crayon as I keep eating the keys on the keyboard......................I think I have gone to far now.

 

[Less]

I think I have gone to far now.

No, You have just boldly gone...

...Nuts!​

 

[davemac]

thats not what my psychiatrist says, I'm just misunderstood

 

[Less]

thats not what my psychiatrist says, I'm just misunderstood

Your not going to believe a bloke like that are you?

Just look at the sort of people he chooses to hang around with!

 

[davemac]

I dont believe him all the time, as he is invisible.

 

[susie123]

I think you are all getting the facts wrong here, star wars is not reality, however the film is based on a true story, as is star trek, deep space nine, and the moomins, so get your act together and sign the petition,.................... got to go now the nurse has come to put me back in my room, plus I am typing this in crayon as I keep eating the keys on the keyboard......................I think I have gone to far now.

Watch out Dave or you might turn into a Moomin...

 

[Less]

I dont believe him all the time, as he is invisible.

I had one like that though strangely, whenever I asked for an appointment HE always said that he couldn't SEE ME!

 

[davemac]

Might? moomintroll prehaps. or even snorkmaiden or even hattifattener.

 

[davemac]

I had one like that though strangely, whenever I asked for an appointment HE always said that he couldn't SEE ME!

so will you sign the petition then! or is it another conspiracy...like chickens lips.

 

[Less]

so will you sign the petition then! or is it another conspiracy...like chickens lips.

Have you ever watched a hen lay an egg? They do have lips!

 

[davemac]

Have you ever watched a hen lay an egg? They do have lips!

I think you are kissing the wrong end.