Embarrassing Bodies

[heth]

Just heard that Dr Christian is in Accy filming for Embarrassing Bodies giving out tape measure's to blokes to measure their "manhood"

Anyone seen him?!

 

[susie123]

Just heard that Dr Christian is in Accy filming for Embarrassing Bodies giving out tape measure's to blokes to measure their "manhood"

Anyone seen him?!

Ha ha wouldn't mind measuring Dr Christian's manhood - think he's rather dishy - but he wouldn't want me - he's gay!

 

[Houseboy]

Most men don't use it as a rule.

 

[flashy]

That should be an interesting episode then, Embarrasing Chavs of Accy, reckon we'll be doing a lot of cringing when that comes on the telly

 

[jaysay]

That should be an interesting episode then, Embarrasing Chavs of Accy, reckon we'll be doing a lot of cringing when that comes on the telly

It'll bring an all new meaning to the saying dick head

 

[Less]

That should be an interesting episode then, Embarrasing Chavs of Accy, reckon we'll be doing a lot of cringing when that comes on the telly

My God, glad I wasn't down town earlier, me and lancsdave being chased around town by a Doctor desperate to talk to someone, ANYONE!

 

[DaveinGermany]

Most men don't use it as a rule.

Maybe half measures ?

 

[jaysay]

Maybe half measures ?

Used to be able to stand 8 budgies on mine, mind you one had to stand on one leg

 

[Claytoner40]

Used to be able to stand 8 budgies on mine, mind you one had to stand on one leg

I could only manage seven Jaysay, tha must be a big lad because I'm huge

 

[MargaretR]

So that is how that 'bird in the hand' saying originated
...from swanky folk like you two

 

[Less]

Used to be able to stand 8 budgies on mine, mind you one had to stand on one leg

I think you're confusing the old measurement of a perch with something far smaller.

 

[DaveinGermany]

Used to be able to stand 8 budgies on mine, mind you one had to stand on one leg

Amazin', to think you could support so much weight on so small an area, did they have little rope ladders to climb up onto each others backs ?

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Is that where the term 'budgie smuggler' came from?

 

[lancsdave]

My God, glad I wasn't down town earlier, me and lancsdave being chased around town by a Doctor desperate to talk to someone, ANYONE!

If they had sent a Psychiatrist they would have been a queue all the way from Broadway back to Maundy Village

 

[jaysay]

Is that where the term 'budgie smuggler' came from?

No suggling about it Margaret

 

[MargaretR]

Urban Dictionary: suggle
"Suggle refers to a person who lacks any sort of scientific ability"

 

[Less]

Urban Dictionary: suggle
"Suggle refers to a person who lacks any sort of scientific ability"

Perhaps it also refers to a persons inept use of a keyboard?

 

[jaysay]

Perhaps it also refers to a persons inept use of a keyboard?

Or inapt at spelling even

 

[MargaretR]

Perhaps it also refers to a persons inept use of a keyboard?

That could be 'improper use of a keyboard'.
If he is so busy holding on to his budgies, what is he using to depress keys?

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

we won't go down that route