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Just been reading todays Telegraph, which I dont normally buy and was quite shocked by the amount of people offering "escort services" 24/7 hotel or home, to me this screams prostitution, I'm no prude but this doesn't seem right to me, what do you think?:eek:
 
Why would you need an escort in your home ? Surely most people know there way round their own homes lol

Dave
 
From the title i thought you were offering yourself out as an escort grego.....i got quite excited:D :rolleyes:
 
You wouldn't be that excited Miss Kitty, I'm female and 8 1/2 months pregnant!!!lol
 
this thread reminds me of a picture i took of a newsagents window in blackpool that i was going to post here but my scanner broke

the window had teh usual for sale items in the window like bikes , fridges etc but most of teh adverts were for discreet tansexual services and a few photos of various ladys naked tied to beds etc willing to provide services for a set price but most importantly of all they were all willing to travel or could accomodate whatever that means :confused:

so if somone says they had a good time at blackpool with a dingy and 2 oars god knows what they were realy up to :eek:
 
Any babes on here between 18-45 who fancy a personal massage, just PM me; I should be around Accy next weekend. My rates are quite reasonable.
 
Tealeaf said:
Any babes on here between 18-45 who fancy a personal massage, just PM me; I should be around Accy next weekend. My rates are quite reasonable.
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Lmao!!! Tealeaf well i never:eek: lol how come you never offered that at the last meet????:D
 
I've just got back from Amsterdam and I was quite shocked how 'open' it all is out there. Like Grego I'm no prude, but blimey lol. These women were all really attractive too. It was quite entertaining though sat in a bar watching the men walking up and down, then back again and again for another look until they finally got the courage to go in. We timed them, the quickest was 8 mins and he didn't half scarper when he came out!!
 
Kisser[COLOR=magenta said:
We timed them, the quickest was 8 mins and he didn't half scarper when he came out!![/COLOR]
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pmsfl

sound like he scarpered whilst he was in there too....8 mins ...bloodyhell...i can weeeeeee longer than that :D
 
Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!
 
Kisser said:
Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!
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i think the brothells have a no smoking policy, i guess anything can be smoked except a ciggy so they have to go outside for one ;)
 
It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing..:D Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.
 
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