Fortune cookies

mrskitty

mrskitty

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I opened a fortune cookie last week and the message inside was
"Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate"
LMAO!couldn't have put it better myself :D .......
you lot ever had a funny/strange message in one of these?
 
LOL, speaking of chocolate have ya seen the new lynx advert ....chocolate man.....lol

as for fortune cookies, iv never had one:(
 
panther said:
LOL, speaking of chocolate have ya seen the new lynx advert ....chocolate man.....lol

as for fortune cookies, iv never had one:(
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Bit nice int he?my kind of man :D
Although id like the lynx to actually smell of chocolate.....n it certainly doesn't have the same affect on me as chocolate that it claims it should-if it did i would be licking n' biting Corker when he sprayed it ;) :p

NEVER had a fortune cookie.....thats bad,they usually give them out in some chinese restaurants,i think the one in Guide gives them out.
 
I once got one and it said " Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory " That gave me a good laugh :D
 
I had one once but I can't remember what it said.

They're a load of old bunkum, aren't they?
 
I can never remember what they said, but I do remember last time Busman and I got one the things they said were very apt at the time.
 
i had a few ( thus the belly :D )

i think the last one was something along the lines -
somedays you are the fly -somedays you are the windowscreen. made me gigggle but my fella confused
 
my mum got a fortune cookie and it said
.... the fat guy at table 9 ate your fortune. oh well tuff luck...

i thought that was hillarious ... lol
 
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