Four Simple Questions

Busman747

Busman747

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I have four simple questions to put to you all, one question for each evening. ;)

I have tried these out with Willow ....and she got 4 correct answers :rolleyes:so in case I am working late into the evening, I am giving her the power to oversee the questions and give the correct answers in my absence.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
 
Busman747 said:
I have four simple questions to put to you all, one question for each evening. ;)

I have tried these out with Willow ....and she got 4 correct answers :rolleyes:so in case I am working late into the evening, I am giving her the power to oversee the questions and give the correct answers in my absence.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Open refrigerator door, insert giraffe, close refrigerator door.:)
 
Lilly said:
Open refrigerator door, insert giraffe, close refrigerator door.:)
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


Well done Lilly, Question 1 correct, Number 2 tomorrow evening;)
 
Here comes question 2 and its a tad more complicated than the first question :p



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
 
lancsdave said:
Open door, take giraffe out, put elephant in ( they can't both fit in there :) ), close door
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Well done lancsdave, spot on! :D See how you get on with tomorrows question :p


Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
 
OK, Number 3, sorry its a bit late in the evening :o

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
 
The elephant because hes in the refrigerator.

Spug says its the lion cos hes hosting it.
 
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shillelagh said:
The elephant because hes in the refrigerator.

Spug says its the lion cos hes hosting it.
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Spug is totally wrong as usual :p- and you have it right shillelagh, well done,

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. (Tomorrow)
 
Here goes, last question .................



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Karma from both Willow and I for the person who answers this last question correctly
 
You shouldn't have any problems because they're all at the conference!

























And if it's too deep you could always ask one of the elephants to get out of the refrigerator and give you a ride.
 
Gayle said:
You shouldn't have any problems because they're all at the conference!
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Flipping 'eck Gayle, that was quick :eek: well done, Karma on its way. The answer is as follows....


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.






According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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And if it's too deep you could always ask one of the elephants to get out of the refrigerator and give you a ride.[/QUOTE]
 
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