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[Gordon Booth]

me, SOFT ???, you havent been on here long enough have you Gordon lol

Oh YES I have- long enough to tell that underneath you're just a teddy bear.
By the way, what's the flap and button for? As it was made by a woman I can guess the answer to that.

 

[flashy]

and only a MAN would ask THAT question

 

[cashman]

Oh YES I have- long enough to tell that underneath you're just a teddy bear..

A sodding Polar Bear if yeh upset her.

 

[Retlaw]

Oh YES I have- long enough to tell that underneath you're just a teddy bear.
By the way, what's the flap and button for? As it was made by a woman I can guess the answer to that.

Its a spare to button her gob shut.