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katex

katex

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Did you ever have an aunt, uncle, friendly adult who would greet you or tease you in any way by touching parts of your body that would annoy you intensly ... please I don't mean in sexual way at all, so don't misinterpret this thread.

I had an uncle who thought it was fun to squeeze my knees until the reflex system got going and smacked him in the choppers. Then they were those who did the capillary crunching on yer' cheeks whilst stating "what lovely dimples" :p Nose tweeking and finger bending were great forms of 'endearment'. Doesn't happen now of course at my age, but didn't ya' just hate it.:mad:
 
No..katex,we were not a touchy feely family...i think i would have smacked your uncle in the choppers too...lol
 
staggeringman said:
you better come in with some armoured underwear next meet latex!....lmao:p
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Trust you !! Armoured underwear !! Not in my wildest dreams, nothing that makes me look lumpy, thank you very much !!.

Anyway, you must have had someone who picked you up and tossed you at the ceiling 'lovingly'. Or maybe they didn't love ya' that much ... tee hee.
 
no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D
 
staggeringman said:
no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D
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Was it an attic or basement clearout staggers?

Mine was the dread slap on the back wether yo were eating or not. :(
 
I don't know about when I was younger, but there is a female member at the accyweb meetings that keeps grabbing my rear end when i am at the bar does this count.
sorry no names as i quite enjoy it hehe:)
 
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What I find most annoying is when friends come up to you and perform a Morecambe and Wise face slap stunt, for some twisted reason they seem to get the urge to lightly slap your face with both of their hands, if you get my gist?
What’s that all about! Are they complete idiots or what?
I know they don’t mean any harm but it ant half annoying. :mad:
 
Len said:
What I find most annoying is when friends come up to you and perform a Morecambe and Wise face slap stunt, for some twisted reason they seem to get the urge to lightly slap your face with both of their hands, if you get my gist?
What’s that all about! Are they complete idiots or what?
I know they don’t mean any harm but it ant half annoying. :mad:
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Better than the guy at work who thinks grabbing or flicking the "zone" is fun.
 
SPUGGIE J said:
Better than the guy at work who thinks grabbing or flicking the "zone" is fun.
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There’s probably a good reason for that. He may very well have strong homosexual urges ;) and he’s probably dieing to touch other males anatomy parts but how can one explain the face slapping urges I wonder?
 
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Len said:
There’s probably a good reason for that. He may very well have strong homosexual urges ;) and he’s probably dieing to touch other males anatomy parts but how can one explain the face slapping urges I wonder?
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Maybe he darnt do it to his wife without being doubled over with a well placed knee. :D

As for the "zone" master he must be a closet one as he is marrie with a son.
 
staggeringman said:
no everyone kicked me!:( i can remember my brother throwing baby boo into the air and catching her,well when he caught her this time she let it all out and he must have swallowed half a jar of baby food that she just got rid off!....:D
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Obviously a very enterprising young lady even at this tender age .. nice one Baby Boo. :da:

They used to pull my pony tail too .. hated that, although realise very tempting ... hmmmm who do we know with one of these that comes to the meets ? .. name escapes me :confused::D
 
SPUGGIE J said:
Stick to bahookey pinching as when in a crowd anyone could be resposible. :D
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You picking up some strange words up there Spuggie, please stick to the English Language as spoken in Lancashire.
 
I have an aunt who insists on patting me on the head when she see's me, perhaps it's her way of telling me she thinks I am a dog. lol
 
i was often a victim to the spit on a tissue by my mom and aunties :mad:

ime just thankfull my uncle never did it coz he was a heavy smoker and a big thick dollop of flem would have been a lot worse :eek:
 
chav1 said:
i was often a victim to the spit on a tissue by my mom and aunties :mad:

ime just thankfull my uncle never did it coz he was a heavy smoker and a big thick dollop of flem would have been a lot worse :eek:
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Oh No !!! My daughter mentioned this to me yesterday .. guilty as charged. :o
 
When i was little, about 5-9 i would visit my mate up the road. Her dad seemed to be always drunk and would sort of kneel face down in his armchair! We had to get past him to get to the stairs and it was like getting past a bear. He would grab your leg as quick as lightening and then you were stuffed cos he wouldnt let go until his wife got up and starting yelling and kicking at him to let go! It was quite traumatic. And on the nights that i slept over we would hear him puking his guts up over the partition wall! Yuk
 
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