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mrskitty

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i have had quite a hectic day and to top it all i have had a sore throat for the last few days that seems to be getting worse as time goes on and in fact to a lot of peoples pleasure-im actually losing my voice:rolleyes: i blame the karaoke and walking through ossy in the pouring rain with no coat at 2 in the morning-but hey thats besides the point.

so im drifting to sleep about half hour ago when my mobile goes off (i always leave it on for emergencys) knowing who it is i hung up and left it off,so then my house phone rings,plodding down the stairs wondering what could of possibly happened to make someone ring me at this time of night,alas it was my lovely friend (lets call him Dave)-asking the ever important question that cant possibly wait till tommorow-
can i come round for a brew tommorow evening?
WHAT THE HELL:mad:
i reminded my friend that actually i have a baby and he often gets me up in the night and early morning-so why exactly is he ringing me?to which he replied ok il leave you to it-it being the natural thing i need called 'SLEEP'!
so i plods back up the stairs,throws myself back under the still warm covers when i hear the phone ringing again-so as not to wake the childerbeast i once more answer it to 'dave' saying-wait for it......



im sorry i woke you:mad: :mad: :mad:

tommorow 'Dave' will be getting a clip round the earhole,a baby to look after and a phone call at midnight.who needs friends hey?:confused:


RANT OVER.

ps anyone want to lull me to sleep?:o
 
And i gave my recommendation - ring him back tell him to ring yr mobile in 5 mins and go to bed and get him to sing you to sleep. That way its costing him money!! He wont do that again in a hurry!!!
 
i wish-only i have heard him sing before so id rather go to sleep with the noise of ten screeching violins (or chavs singing-according to Jen its bad lol) than listen to him!
 
Who says you have to listen to him - stick the mobile under your pillow or chuck it through your bedroom door just make sure you answer it.

I'm a tight sod arent i? lol
 
well at least hes helping you to get closer to your 1000 post...heehee just kidding lol !!!
 
LOL@u both!
Jen-im never gona get on your bad side!

plus now i have got to 500 posts it says 'senior member' under my name-makes me sound like a wrinkly todger! :eek:
 
LOL@u both!
Jen-im never gona get on your bad side!

plus now i have got to 500 posts it says 'senior member' under my name-makes me sound like a wrinkly todger! :eek:


Join the club miss kitty - ive had senior member under mine for a quite a long time - nope aint going to say that otherwise it will end up in over 18's :D

I havent got a bad side im a good little girl!:D
 
well ive turned into a senior member+ so god knows what that makes me sound like hehe
 
Kitty my advice to you is

















KICK HIM IN THE NADS GIRL :D you will still be tired!! but hell it will give you something to laugh about ;)
 
Kitty my advice to you is

















KICK HIM IN THE NADS GIRL :D you will still be tired!! but hell it will give you something to laugh about ;)

Yes but she cant do that at the minute because she'd have to wake Jack up and take him with her and get dressed. Tis easier doing it my way and then kicking him when he comes round for that brew!!!
 
Yes but she cant do that at the minute because she'd have to wake Jack up and take him with her and get dressed. Tis easier doing it my way and then kicking him when he comes round for that brew!!!

In that case I would ring him back and say " OMG OMG can you come to my house quickly - I am really upset about something" then when he turns up - drag him into the house kick him GONADS in, then kick him back out in the rain then say " the thing is, I was really upset you rang me at that time of night when I was asleep - DON'T DO IT AGAIN"










Simple :D
 
make him a brew but be sure to wring one of jacks wet nappies into it first beofre giving it him ;)
 
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