Get Off!!!!

[Royboy39]

"YOUR STANDING ON MY PRIVATES"

This is what Bernard Manning wanted on his headstone.

GREAT.........................CATCH THAT ONE

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Manning penned his own obituary

 

[garinda]

It's nice he still has feelings down there.

He won't have seen them for years.

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Now that is an epitaph. Suprised it wasnt going to be a swipe at those that didnt like his act. Mind you now they can jump on his head without him fighting back well unless he comes back to haunt them.

 

[cashman]

the guy had his own "live wake" 3 weeks ago, he knew he was dying then, thats what i call class. joe longthorne was their n manning said to someone- count the knives n forks before the gyppos leave, it cracked joe up apparently- funny till the end.