good come back

[chav1]

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on
the radio the other day by a female interviewer
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how
you feel about gun control this is one of the best
comeback lines of all time.


It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between the female broadcaster and US
Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing
to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.


You gotta love the Marines!

 

[mthead]

Class,typical Yank,speak first,think later.Good one Chav.

 

[grannyclaret]

Which One Was The Pro?

 

[Gayle]

Even better than Churchill's classic

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

 

[Neil]

Even better than Chris's classic

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I could not resist that one.

 

[Gayle]

Ah Neil, a modest man, who has much to be modest about.

Another one of Churchill's.

 

[Neil]

Shhh you said you wouldn't tell them all.

 

[grannyclaret]

Another Churchill cracker ,was when Lady Astor said if he was her husband she would poison his drink ,and he replied that if he WAS her husband he would drink it

 

[entwisi]

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.