Have you had Billy's Weekly Liar shoved through your letterbox yet?
Sorry...I mean the Labour Party Election flyer from GJ....but truly it amounts to the same thing.
I was over at Nicola's house yesterday when a pair of deluded Labour supporters were shoving this trash through the letterboxes.
I read the blurb about our MP with astonishment....such self aggrandisement was difficult to swallow.
I wonder who wrote this fairy tale.
Anyway the upshot of it is, that after reading the flyer I took to my heels and trotted down the road until I caught up with the man posting the leaflets.
I told him I did not want this crap, that he could have it back. It would not even make decent lavvy paper.
I told him that in my long life I had read some twaddle, but this twaddle was gold standard.(but then what can you expect from our illustrious MP)
The chap looked a bit gobstruck....like he had not experienced the like of this before.
If GJ has done so much for our area why did he not specify his achievements....one by one?
If he had done, he could have got it on the back of a postage stamp and still have had room for his shopping list.
In this flyer he said he is frequently (define frequently)speaking out in the HoC.....that is a surprise....I watch the doings in Parliament....and this man says very little and is often not to be seen.
When I got home I found that I had been the recipient of this blurb....it went straight in the pile that we use for lighting the fire...that is about all it is good for.
I really do hope that the electorate do not swallow this pap....I hope they see right through him as a fake.
Sorry...I mean the Labour Party Election flyer from GJ....but truly it amounts to the same thing.
I was over at Nicola's house yesterday when a pair of deluded Labour supporters were shoving this trash through the letterboxes.
I read the blurb about our MP with astonishment....such self aggrandisement was difficult to swallow.
I wonder who wrote this fairy tale.
Anyway the upshot of it is, that after reading the flyer I took to my heels and trotted down the road until I caught up with the man posting the leaflets.
I told him I did not want this crap, that he could have it back. It would not even make decent lavvy paper.
I told him that in my long life I had read some twaddle, but this twaddle was gold standard.(but then what can you expect from our illustrious MP)
The chap looked a bit gobstruck....like he had not experienced the like of this before.
If GJ has done so much for our area why did he not specify his achievements....one by one?
If he had done, he could have got it on the back of a postage stamp and still have had room for his shopping list.
In this flyer he said he is frequently (define frequently)speaking out in the HoC.....that is a surprise....I watch the doings in Parliament....and this man says very little and is often not to be seen.
When I got home I found that I had been the recipient of this blurb....it went straight in the pile that we use for lighting the fire...that is about all it is good for.
I really do hope that the electorate do not swallow this pap....I hope they see right through him as a fake.