Heeeeelp!!!!!

[lettie]

Had my pre-holiday pilgrimmage to the waxer today. Now it wasn't as bad as last time, I did manage to come home and shower off the sticky wax residue before hitting Asda, so at least I wasn't hobbling round hanging onto my trolley with wax remnants tugging at my nethers.

There is one slight difference this time. I think that there has been rather more hair removed than last time. I dont know if I'm becoming more hirsute with age. Sometimes I feel like half woman half wildebeast.

Had a superb night out last night at the theatre with Sparks and Rindy. A fantastic production and great company. I'm lucky to have such good company, as I have been a miserable git lately with problems at work, but have decided not to let it impede on my social life.

I need serious help with this bikini line though. I'm off now to pm Margaret and see if Muti can arrange to have a mirkin made for me. I quite fancy blonde but do think it's important to have matching curtains and pelmet, so I'd better stick with brunette. Sparks reckons he will come round and inspect it for quality control purposes when it's done.

 

[Guest]

'Kin 'ell, Lettie!!!
It's like a well waxed bowling ball.
Tell you what; I'm going down to Nutty Norman's for my bi-annual trim, in time for my hols. If you wish, I can ask him to sweep up the shavings, then you can knit them into a rug... you will have to put up with a few grey ones though. ;-D

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Lettie......Muti says you can borrow her Mirkin...as long as you look after it well......it mustn't get wet......so you have to take it off before you swim (personally, I think it would be alright......just don't hang it on the sunshade to dry.......you don't want a seagull flying off with it)......it is a multi coloured Mirkin......you have left it a bit late to get one custom made..........

 

[garinda]

Problems? You never moan on, and on, and on, like l do in my blog.
Instead you write wittily about your life, and your mirkin.
G xxx