I'm a Pimp?

garinda

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Summer must be coming as l had an invitation to sit outside last night with my neighbours and watch the sun go down over the nature reserve. lt did get a bit cooler about eleven, when l pursuaded them to come into the warmth of my little burrow.

I didn't really drink much as my drugs were out of synch. and l have to plan a booze up, but l did nurse quite a large Drambuie most of the night.

When everyone had left except one of my neighbours, he said he wanted to talk to me about something in private! lt turns out said neighbour wants to supplement his income working as a male escort and could l help?

l tried to talk him out of it, and find out his reasons for wanting to do it, as he has no shortage of girlfriends, in fact he's the local stud.

We then spent a strange time trawlling sites checking out the competition. There are four male escorts in Accy, who on earth calls them? From seeing the opposition l think said guy will do relatively well!

Will acting as a part time pimp affect my benefits?

I hope in the cold light of day it was just a pipe dream and he's forgotten all about it.
 
I s'pose you're only a pimp if you personally profiteer from this wealth creation exercise, technically.
Why not call yourself his publicity agent; it has an air of respectability about it.
 
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