Impossible headlines..

[MCR ADIM]

Eric's 'Bells' Jingle As Festive Peterborough Give Stanley Charnock On Free

 

[yerself]

Big Sam Apoints Coleman As Assiant Manager

MCR ADIM buys a dictionary with the W H Smith vouchers he received for Christmas

 

[madkev]

Stanley Hold Onto A Lead

 

[Kiwi John]

Eric Consults Fans Over Sale.

 

[theresonlyoneaccy]

"Players hit John's target"

 

[MCR ADIM]

Coley get's £3,000,000 Transfer budget and wage budget from new investers

 

[yonmon]

' STANLEY CHAIRMAN DENIES
'COST-CUTTING' INCENTIVES WILL DEMAND DRASTIC MEASURES WHEN CHOOSING A NEW STANLEY STRIP !!

'It will be on sale in the Club Shop very
shortly says a bemused Administrator !!.




.'ON STANLEY ....ON!!!'

p.s. Just thought a return to 'Impossible Headlines' might lead to a few lighter moments at this stressful time!!!

 

[dabeast]

"Stanley win at Edgar street"

Looks like they will always be a bogey team :-(

 

[Kiwi John]

O'Neill to Marry Co Chairman In Sponsored Wedding-Ilyas 'Best man'.

 

[yonmon]

o'neill to marry co chairman in sponsored wedding-ilyas 'best man'.

"Accrington Stanley fan's view cynical antipodean's views with some scepticism !".

( but send them both a message of congratulations..just in case !!)

 

[KiTChener]

If 'Hello' or 'OK' pay for it, we're sorted!!

 

[Tealeaf]

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Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs named as new sponsor of Accrington Stanley​

 

[MCR ADIM]

Chairman wins 308k on a £5 accumlator

 

[Doug]

28th October 2009

Accrington Stanley Closes its Gates for the Final Time

Less we Forget​

 

[MCR ADIM]

1st November 2009
Accrington Villa Football club starts up
Illyas brings in Stanley legend Coleman as manager and the full squad.

 

[Tealeaf]

Osama Bin Laden named as new owner of Accrington Stanley​

'I will clear the debts in full'......., he promises.

 

[Tealeaf]

Gordon Brown annouced today that while the British National Debt of £900bn would be sustainable and manageable, that of Accy Stanley would not.​

 

[ukcowboy]

stanley's board admit
" we were wrong "
co chair o'neil accepts
khans offer of
re-capitalisation​

 

[Kiwi John]

"The current board at Stanley is the happiest bunch of people I've worked with.":O'Neil

 

[Fourth official]

'Gerrard pulls out of England squad to assist mate,in this weeks Accrington Stanley SOS fundraisers'