I know a little trick with some jump-leads... Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue... and you can guess the rest.Less said:Sparks grab your torch & come with me we're going to illuminate Blackpool!
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Nine o'clock it is then?mick said:sparks do you want to meet in the stag in 30 mins

Hey less your on thin ice mate i have just had my ears bashed on msn by the Moll for not telling her we were going to the Stag.Less said:Hey gang, it's lets break legs time, while we were out glugging back a touch of the hard stuff, eye-ing up the spare talent (don't tell the Moll she just wouldn't understand).
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How could we tell her she had already got her visiting hat on & gone out!mick said:Hey less your on thin ice mate i have just had my ears bashed on msn by the Moll for not telling her we were going to the Stag.
The Moll will be seeing YOU in person about it so DUCK LESS
Or get your swiss money and do a runner.
No it's O.K. Mick i've been feeling a bit depressed today & can you think of an easier way of committing suicide than to say something like that to Mez?Less said:Any way unless she wants to wake up with a crowd around her, she knows better than to mess with me.


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