Let's play The Weakest Link

[Gayle]

Here's a list of questions from the Weakest Link book - these are the rules - you have to be nominated before you can answer, so for example I will say that the first question is Garinda's. He has to answer it and then nominate someone for question 2. If he's right he gets 50 points, if he's wrong the total score goes back to 0. You can bank (type in capitals) before you answer your question if you are unsure of the answer but you can't pass if you've been nominated to answer the question.

In other words, general Weakest Link rules

Try to nominate people who are online for the next question if you can so that we can keep it moving.

I'll tot up the scores when we've been through all 20 questions.


1. In the beauty industry, which M is a professional carer for hands and fingernails?
2. In music, is a piccolo a woodwind or a string instrument?
3. In which decade was the actress Dame Judi Dench born?
4. Would you find the alimentary canal on the moon or in your body?
5. In which decade was instant coffee invented?
6. In science, is 'plumbago' another name for graphite or for camphor?
7. Paella is a traditional dish of which country?
8. What is the largest of the Balearic Islands?
9. Which musical, set in Vietnam, is based on the true story of Madame Butterfly?
10. In modern science, is time the first, second, third or fourth dimension?
11. In clothing, would a cowboy wear chaps above or below the waist?
12. Which actor played Danny in the 1978 film Grease?
13. With which of her Majesty's Forces does Prince Andrew serve?
14. In science, did Ernest Rutherford propose the nuclear model of the atom in the year 1911 or 1921?
15. In history, which Scottish king won the Battle of Bannockburn in the year 1314?
16. What is the main religion of Morocco?
17. In music, which is the lower female voice - soprano or contralto?
18. In America, PA is the postal abbreviation for which state?
19. In the UK, what type of vehicle is a Green Goddess?
20. In nutrition, both wheatgerm and broccoli are rich sources of what type of acid?


So, for the first question I will nominate Garinda to get it all started.

 

[garinda]

Manacurist.

 

[garinda]

Nominate Less.

 

[Gayle]

And we're off - 50 points - 100 points for the next one

 

[garinda]

I did check Les was online and sent a pm, but he's gone off. That should be a rule, you should ask a person online to keep it going.

 

[Less]

Some of them were tough but I think I've managed, It was almost as hard as g.c.e.'s

1. In the beauty industry, which M is a professional carer for hands and fingernails? Mandy
2. In music, is a piccolo a woodwind or a string instrument? Neither it costs alot of money so it must be part of the brass section!
3. In which decade was the actress Dame Judi Dench born?Trick question she wasn't a Dame when she was born that came later.
4. Would you find the alimentary canal on the moon or in your body?Both if I happened to be on the moon whilst I was looking for it!
5. In which decade was instant coffee invented?Another trick question it isn't instant you have to wait for the kettle to boil!
6. In science, is 'plumbago' another name for graphite or for camphor?It's the name of a plumbers achey back when he gets up from fixing your sink
7. Paella is a traditional dish of which country?I don't know who is this paella women?
8. What is the largest of the Balearic Islands?The one with the most land poking above sea level.
9. Which musical, set in Vietnam, is based on the true story of Madame Butterfly?cinderella, but they changed it from a butterfly to a coach because the mice get airsick.
10. In modern science, is time the first, second, third or fourth dimension?Looking at it from which direction?
11. In clothing, would a cowboy wear chaps above or below the waist?It really does depend on the cowboy ducky!
12. Which actor played Danny in the 1978 film Grease?Only half a question played Danny at what Cards, Domino's or Darts?
13. With which of her Majesty's Forces does Prince Andrew serve?The Royal Wimbledons (what you mean that serve was out?)
14. In science, did Ernest Rutherford propose the nuclear model of the atom in the year 1911 or 1921?Well I must admit you got me there I didn't know he was the marrying kind!
15. In history, which Scottish king won the Battle of Bannockburn in the year 1314?Rob McCountry the third
16. What is the main religion of Morocco? Grande Prix Formula One, Oh, No, that's Monacco!
17. In music, which is the lower female voice - soprano or contralto?Another trick question there is no such thing as a lower female voice if she thinks she's right then she'll make sure we can all hear!
18. In America, PA is the postal abbreviation for which state?You've given the answer in your question! PA is the postal abbreviation for postal abbreviation, in it's abbreviated state!
19. In the UK, what type of vehicle is a Green Goddess?A green goddess is a female god that isn't used to her new driving job
20. In nutrition, both wheatgerm and broccoli are rich sources of what type of acid?Well it's not the sort we used to use during the sixties and seventies or else there would be no trouble getting the kids to eat their hovis and broccoli butties

 

[Doug]

And you so asked for that............

 

[accymel]

Oh balls!!!! on the strength of those Q's........................Im the weakest link get me outta here...pmsl

 

[Gayle]

And you so asked for that............

I got them from The Weakest Link book - so don't blame me for the questions, blame Anne Robinson!

As for you Less, spoil sport! I would have expected nothing else.

 

[Doug]

I got them from The Weakest Link book - so don't blame me for the questions, blame Anne Robinson!

As for you Less, spoil sport! I would have expected nothing else.

Ok, I wasn’t having a go at you. I repent my sins and will answer the next two questions just to get the balls rolling again.

2. Piccolo – Is a woodwind instrument that is the smallest member of the flute family

3. Dame Judi Dench was born on the 9th December 1932…..

 

[garinda]

What a pair of babies Lousy Less and Dirty Doug are for spoiling the game.

Why don't you play with each others cockers then, and don't any of you two dare moan about the forum being slow again.

 

[Doug]

What a pair of babies Lousy Less and Dirty Doug are for spoiling the game.

Why don't you play with each others cockers then, and don't any of you two dare moan about the forum being slow again.

What’s up with you windy? How did I spoil the game you wuss…..I’ve answered two of the questions to get the thing going and when the good councillor confirms they are both correct I will Nominate the next contestant…..at which point I seem to remember that you where the plonker who nominated Less in the first place……did you not.

 

[Gayle]

Yes Doug you were right - except she was born in 1934 but that's me just being pedantic.

So 100 points for question 2, 200 points for question 3.

Nominate the next person. By the way, you don't have to wait for me to say they're right before nominating and moving on. I'll just tot up the scores and the banking at the end.

 

[Doug]

Yes mother,

I Nominate that nice chap Mr Spuggie........

 

[SPUGGIE J]

4. Would you find the alimentary canal on the moon or in your body?

IN THE BODY Goes from the mouth to the other end (no comments please)
the dump valve

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Lets go with Pendy this time.

 

[garinda]

What’s up with you windy? How did I spoil the game you wuss…..I’ve answered two of the questions to get the thing going and when the good councillor confirms they are both correct I will Nominate the next contestant…..at which point I seem to remember that you where the plonker who nominated Less in the first place……did you not.

Hello, you answer one question, then nominate the next person to answer.

You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Doug does the walk of shame, looking glum.

It's always hard coming off first.

 

[Doug]

It's always hard coming off first.

Don't worry about it honey, lots of men have this problem just pop along to the doctors and have a little word in his ear. Its easy to treat these days.................

 

[SPUGGIE J]

And who is next for the walk of fame sorry shame?

 

[Less]

As for you Less, spoil sport! I would have expected nothing else.

garinda:What a pair of babies Lousy Less and Dirty Doug are for spoiling the game.
Why don't you play with each others cockers then, and don't any of you two dare moan about the forum being slow again.

If I was a spoil sport I would have answered all the questions correctly, as it was I was about to create a seperate thread with those incorrect answers (for fun!) but what the hey, I got invited to take part in the one of my most hated shows starring one of the most horrible bitches in the world and no I don't mean you, I do mean Anne (God preserve her) Robinson. So really I think I showed great restraint!

As for you Rindy, call me a spoil sport if you wish but please don't try to encourage myself or others to perform mono-sexual tasks upon each other, in a public forum. What I did was not to discourage Gayle, (however yet again I do seem to have found her sensitive side, that's going to make her an easy target if she does get a chance to represent the people), but the way you replied could be very discouraging to any-one that is homophobic! Just because your company is enjoyed on here doesn't mean you should be encouraged to use language and phrases that you normally use in the circles that you call friends!

Before I get blasted from all sides I would just like to say that, as usual the above was written with my tongue firmly implanted in cheek, (my own cheek rindy don't get excited!), As a penance for being so insensitive the next time Anne robinson is replaced by snooker I will write to the beeb and complain for you.

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