Make your own MC rap

sarnie boy

sarnie boy

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it can b bout ne thing
real or imaginary i got 1

Thrown of Wigan Pier with DJ Ste
Sed that we were 2 yung 2 MC
Now look at me
The 1 u want 2 b
The 1 and only MC sarnie
 
1,2,3,4,5
Once I caught a fish alive
6,7,8,9,10
Then I let it go again...

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on my right!




How did you like that!!!...proper MC me!!!!
 
when en-ger-land go marching in
france can't do a thing
golden balls will pass to owen
our no. 10 will stick it in

Sung to the tune of when the saints go marching in
 
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
1000 volts run up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon
 
Here's a rhyme about MC rap,
The space is in the wrong place,
It really should be just M Crap,
That's better, that's just ace.
 
oi wot u lookin at!
it ain't like i is fat
i is a mc with some groove
i is a mc with the move
through and out
not like a scout
beat my song
and your a mong
 
1 time 2 time 3 time 4westside crew now ere we go
get in yr nova n go crusin
cuz dj westside is goin get u now
mc matt live
 
What have i started :(
These turds are my own
from my ass hole
i drugged you i drugged you i drugged you i drugged you
 
Postman Pat.

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
Letters through your door.

[Hee Hee]

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
 
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